New Names for the Redskins

Hey, how bogus, this dude's skin isn't even red!

How bogus, this dude’s skin isn’t even red!

OK, this Washington Redskins controversy is getting out of hand. If people don’t like the name, let’s change it!

My two nominations:

The Rednecks
Major advantage: With a little white-out, you wouldn’t even have to change the team stationery.

The Palefaces
Major advantage: The Palefaces didn’t win all the battles but they won all the wars. Isn’t that what you want for your football team?

— JAB