It is a strange world that we live in. There is an entire website devoted to bacon haiku, including this:
“No, Mr. Bacon,
“I expect you to sizzle”
Bacon, James Bacon
I have no idea who served as the inspiration for this poetry. There are many James Bacons, some disreputable, some nefarious, some dangerous, and a few who are solid members of the bourgeoisie such as myself.
But, clearly, I need to spend less time fooling around with the Internet.
