by Thomas M. Moncure, Jr.
We live in a time when every kid gets a trophy just for participating. Grade inflation has made C’s obsolete … where we still have grades. Awards shows seemingly appear on TV every week. And – if the last session is any indication – every person and organization in Virginia is eligible for a commending resolution from the General Assembly. (See Commendations.)
An inflation of symbols and merit has particularly afflicted the military. Every corporal now sports enough ribbons and badges to be mistaken for a South American general. Flag grade officers have several rows of ribbons up to their shoulders. Soon, these officers will need to have sashes – a la the Girl Scouts – to display all the ribbons. And as a sash might cover other badges on their uniforms, they may need a sash-bearing aide in tow. Or, they could just pin badges on their pants, North Korean style.
George C. Marshall was a veteran of World War I, Army chief of staff, and architect of victory in World War II. He was promoted to five-star general to put him symbolically on par with British field marshals. In his formal portrait at the end of World War II – wearing five stars – he displayed a mere three rows of ribbons.
Chiefs of police and sheriffs, particularly in Virginia – have traditionally worn eagle insignia, the military rank of colonel. In European development, colonels were, typically, disinherited second and third sons of lords – lesser nobility – commanding regiments. Colonial legislatures commissioned individuals as colonels who were willing to raise and outfit regiments. The title of colonial colonel then denoted wealth, ability and high social status.
The Virginia Colonel then took on the bearing of the only peerage appropriate in a republican commonwealth. We never had dukes or earls, or classes of knights. It was common to refer to social superiors as Colonel -rather than Sir – an acknowledgement that they were recognized as a true Gentleman. Over the years – particularly in the South – colonel is a long recognized title of honor and popular deference.
Sartorial puffery occupies a unique place in the military as the rank structure is fixed by statute. Most law enforcement agencies are unconstrained as to the symbols of rank they use. Even really small agencies may be headed by chiefs and sheriffs wearing stars. An increasing number of these chiefs and sheriffs are now wearing four stars rather than an eagle. These “generals” – unlike George Patton – don’t have to command an army in the field to pin on the rank.
Rank inflation now has now gone to an extreme with some chiefs and sheriffs wearing five stars. There have only been nine men in the military services of the United States promoted to five-star rank, the last in 1950. Presumably these five-star chiefs and sheriffs have no shame in imitating a MacArthur or an Eisenhower.
In 1976 George Washington was posthumously made “General of the Armies,” to rank ahead of all other American officers, living and dead. He has accordingly been described as our only six-star general. In the rush to preeningly display unmerited rank, it is only a matter of time before some chief or sheriff pins on six stars … to be seen as the present day reincarnation of George Washington.
Thomas M. Moncure, Jr. resides in Colonial Beach and is a retired Army Reserve Military Police Officer.
