The Cat Lady’s Lament

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. After filing the previous post, I asked Suno to compose a folk ballad about childless cat ladies infecting their pets with the COVID-19 virus.

This is the result:

[Verse]
In a cluttered old apartment by the railway’s rusty line
Wanda sits alone
Feeding Mischa ‘neath the moon’s bright shine
No children at her knee
Just memories left to rust
Her felines are her family
In them she places trust

[Verse 2]
Rumors in the alley tell of whispers in the dark
Of pandemics and plagues
Leaving fear’s deep scar
Neighbors point their fingers
Ignorance makes its claim
Blaming Wanda’s sorrow as the spark for this cruel flame

[Chorus]
Childless cat ladies doomed
Wearing despair’s tight chain
Unspoken sins cast out
In a world gone quite insane
Forgive the lonesome hearts
In the midnight’s silent thrall
They never meant to hurt
Just trying to love through it all

[Verse 3]
A cough echoes in the night
Mischa’s eyes so dim
Wanda feels the weight
A fear that lies within
The blaming eyes
The muttered words
They haunt her every view
She never meant to spread the pain
But what else could she do?

[Bridge]
The world outside her window
It spins a tale so grim
Of those who are alone
And shadows deep and thin
Yet hope within her whispers
As tender as the dawn
One day they’ll understand
When all the fear is gone

[Chorus]
Childless cat ladies doomed
Wearing despair’s tight chain
Unspoken sins cast out
In a world gone quite insane
Forgive the lonesome hearts
In the midnight’s silent thrall
They never meant to hurt
Just trying to love through it all


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20 responses to “The Cat Lady’s Lament”

  1. All right. That's enough. It's time for us to stage an intervention and restrict Jim Bacon's access AI…

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  2. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    Thank you RFKJr., ET AL.
    โ€œAussies warned amid national outbreak of 'incredibly dangerous' illness in children
    There's been an alarming spike in whooping cough cases across Australia, and the world, with the illness often proving fatal in infants.โ€

    Coming soon to an anti-vaxxer near you. Watch them grandbabiesโ€ฆ

    1. Clarity77 Avatar
      Clarity77

      Is that a cat in your profile pic?

      1. Nancy Naive Avatar
        Nancy Naive

        Why yes, yes it is. Good powers of observation.

        1. Clarity77 Avatar
          Clarity77

          Hmmmmm. Interesting.

    2. Bedfordboy Avatar
      Bedfordboy

      Perhaps you should share your gratitude with tidal waves of illegal immigrants with no vaccinations whatsoever and no checks for communicable diseases before they are scattered across the country to be sheltered ate taxpayer expense and placed in schools with your "grandbabies".

      1. Eric the half a troll Avatar
        Eric the half a troll

        Wait, this is confusingโ€ฆ RFK, Jr. says vaccines are badโ€ฆ but immigrants are bad because they are supposedly unvaccinatedโ€ฆ are you suggesting we should deport the unvaccinatedโ€ฆ?!

        1. Bedfordboy Avatar
          Bedfordboy

          Confusing to you perhaps, but you've stumbled on to something. That would be a good start.

          1. Eric the half a troll Avatar
            Eric the half a troll

            I can get behind the Conservative โ€œdeport the anti-vaxxersโ€ movementโ€ฆ no complaints there.

          2. Bedfordboy Avatar
            Bedfordboy

            You may have some Constitutional hurdles to deporting US citizens, but otherwise welcome to the movement.

        2. James Kiser Avatar
          James Kiser

          People bringing infectious diseases. You won't be laughing if you end up with Dengue fever or some of the other diseases these illegals are bringing.

          1. LarrytheG Avatar
            LarrytheG

            I wonder if we're seeing an increase in infectious diseases for the border patrol folk?

          2. Eric the half a troll Avatar
            Eric the half a troll

            Dengue feverโ€ฆ! Are there undocumented mosquitoes crossing the border nowโ€ฆ?! You know there is a vaccine for thatโ€ฆ what a dilemmaโ€ฆ

          3. James Kiser Avatar
            James Kiser

            Then why are there cases breaking out on the west coast Local flying biters bite illegal aliens and spread the disease exactly how Zika got here. also the flying biters don’t migrate unless they come here in containers. Another failure of the so called fed cesspool called a govt.

  3. LarrytheG Avatar
    LarrytheG

    Looks like BOTH the Trumpers AND the Dems got the GOP VP candidate they wanted. WIN-WIN!

  4. All right. That's enough. It's time for us to stage an intervention and restrict Jim Bacon's access to AI…

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  5. Paul Sweet Avatar
    Paul Sweet

    "Childless cat-lady" isn't as bad an insult as "Deplorables"

    1. LarrytheG Avatar
      LarrytheG

      deplorable childless cat lady?

      1. John Harvie Avatar
        John Harvie

        Love it!

      2. Carter Melton Avatar
        Carter Melton

        Larry…a great bi- partisan insult :>)…congratulations

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