Bacon's Rebellion

Tag: BR music

  • City Hall Blues

    —

    by

    James A. Bacon
    in

    Here’s the obligatory AI-generated Suno follow-up to Jon Baliles’ post (based on Richmond Times-Dispatch reporting) about the latest credit card scandal at Richmond City Hall. [Verse]City hall is a dark pitScams runnin’ wildCredit cards gettin’ hitThey livin’ like kings in style

  • A New Horizon

    —

    by

    James A. Bacon
    in

    In the previous post, I suggested that it would be nice if our cultural elites ever produced something uplifting about the contemporary state of race relations. But we know they won’t. They’re too invested in their worldview of systemic oppression. So, I’ve turned to AI to explore the theme I raised about the great Reverse…

  • The Cat Lady’s Lament

    —

    by

    James A. Bacon
    in

    Sorry, I couldn’t resist. After filing the previous post, I asked Suno to compose a folk ballad about childless cat ladies infecting their pets with the COVID-19 virus. This is the result: [Verse]In a cluttered old apartment by the railway’s rusty lineWanda sits aloneFeeding Mischa ‘neath the moon’s bright shineNo children at her kneeJust memories…

  • Riding to Richmond

    —

    by

    James A. Bacon
    in

    by James A. Bacon In Northern Virginia, a common battle cry around the turn of the century was, “Don’t Fairfax Loudoun.” After much of Loudoun became Fairfaxed, the admonition moved on to, “Don’t Fairfax Fauquier.” Soon it will be “Don’t Fairfax Richmond.” Fairfax County’s dysfunctional pattern of land use — low density subdivisions of detached…