We haven’t had any fun here in a while and Jim appears to be away, so I offer a list of headlines we might see in 2006:
Kaine Takes Smart Car to Transportation Town Hall, Arrives Late
Colonial Williamsburg Demands Patriot Pass Purchase
Inauguration Moved to Busch Gardens
Hokies Add Southside College to 2007 Football Schedule
LeBlanc Demands Overtime Pay
CGI Loses State Contract, Replaced by Computers & Critters LLC
Eight Staffers Share One Cubicle in Manassas Zoning Office
Not Larry Sabato Blog Folds, Tribbett Moves to Satellite Radio
Sweet Revenge: Potts Resigns from Senate to Manage Weicker Campaign
Vegetarians Claim Under-Representation in Kaine Administration
Vehrs Arrested for Possession of Mysterious Dry Powder
Baril Transportation Plan “On the Table”
Schapiro Biography Published: Memoirs of a “Good Copy”
Gang Activity Increases in House of Delegates
Pit Bull Proposed as State Dog
Pat Robertson Unsure Who to Blame for Bird Flu Pandemic
DGIF Officials Make Surprise Visit to Virginia Game Preserve
Fitch Sighted at Local Wal-Mart
Herndon to Franchise Labor Centers, Income May Eliminate Local Taxes
Historian: Source of Transportation Crisis Faulty Human Settlement Patterns at Jamestown
[Feel free to add your own headlines in the comments, as ace poster subpatre did!]