News flash: Bacon’s Rebellion has learned that Santa Claus has returned safely to the North Pole after experiencing the most hazardous flying conditions since forever.
News Update: Santa Returns Safely to North Pole
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5 responses to “News Update: Santa Returns Safely to North Pole”
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👍🏻🎄🎅Merry Christmas Jim!
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Only over Alabama. They just point when he’s over New Jersey.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a2264e24abd789fe69c3688685f283f8735b6aee7471772ade88c1ac3e1c29e8.jpgHave a good day, JB. Hell, have a good rest of the year.
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Did he fly through the Panama Canal?…
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Polio?
Flying fox paralysis syndrome and lorikeet paralysis syndromes
It's understood that both species have been coming down with paralysis in the summer months in South East Queensland and North East NSW, with an environmental toxin considered the most likely explanation for what is going on.
Symptoms in bats include paralysis, protruding tongues, inability to swallow and difficulty breathing. Birds also experience paralysis along with voice changes, and the inability to stand, blink or swallow.
Wildlife rescuers have been working around the clock to treat the animals but now fear that there is no light at the end of the tunnel. "It’s not stopping," Bats Qld warned online.
"Flying Fox Paralysis Syndrome (FFPS) is spreading, and more Flying Fox camps (roosts) are becoming affected. The same is true for Lorikeets, with hundreds now in care."
While the cause is unknown, what advocates do know is that the syndrome has occurred over the past five years and "this year is by far the worst".
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Posted by President-elect Musk on the first night of Hanukkah.
Did Santa Claus give him a lump of fossil fuel…?
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