“They’re back!”

In this past Sunday’s Washington Post’s Outlook section, the back page featured the opinion editorial “Don’t Shortchange Virginia” by the ‘Foundation For Virginia’ Executive Director Michael Edwards. He wrote about impending Global economic frights — and those “pay me now, or pay me later” monster’s galore of the upcoming 2005 election campaign.

Just like in the movie, Poltergeist II: The Other Side, the ‘Foundation for Virginia’ is back for another spooky ‘revenue enhancement’ sequel.

In 2004, the Foundation of Virginia warned the Commonwealth of the impending doom of Wall Street’s AAA bond ratings and our lack of state revenue. But I’ve never seen ‘proof positive’ documentation that the bond rating was endangered.

But Governor Mollycoddle said the sky was falling! And his citizen meetings around the Commonwealth touted the lunatic ravings of the our state Bureaucrats and Educrats and Labor to fear the future! While state revenues kept trending upwards into the double digits…

Like the ghosts of Poltergeist II, the mystic realms (modus operandi) of the ‘Foundation For Virginia’ are simply set for another round of scare tactics. But this time, it’s the vengeful spirits of the Global marketplace and Virginian’s ability to remain viable and competitive in the future.

“Build more Roads or Die!” — is their transportation battle cry! With semiautonomous regional taxing authorities and mega-billion Marshall Planning tailored for Virginian’s special interests.

In the book ‘Road to Serfdom’ author Friedrich Hayek wrote the movement of totalitarianism “comes from the two great vested interest: organized capital and organized labor.” And their aim is “not a totalitarian system, but rather a sort of corporate society … in which the organized industries would appear as semi-independent and self governing estates”

How prophetic?


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  1. James Atticus Bowden Avatar
    James Atticus Bowden

    Follow the money. See where the extra money ($1b and counting) went in the budget last year. See how much each special interest gained. See how much those interests gave to the 17 Apostate Republicans. Pretty good return on investment, I’m sure, but I’d love to see the real numbers.

  2. Pastor John's acolyte Avatar
    Pastor John's acolyte

    Please explain oh wise obi wan bluedoggie:

    What does it mean to have outstanding debt to contractors for work they have completed years ago?

    What does it mean master, to have depleted the rainy day fund, or the transportation trust fund?

    What do you mean when you say we don’t need to address transportation?

    Have we been lied to? Does AAA bond rating mean nothing?

    Is the recognition that we are the best run state in the entire USA a ruse? A sham? A lie?

    Forgive my weakness oh great doggie wan, but it certainly looks like more cars and trucks out there to me.

    I understand that you are against taxes master, and that you are against tolls oh holy one, and that you are against roads your highness, and that you are against doing anything about anything oh one of greatest wisdom!

    But please, have but a bit of mercy on a poor unworthy soul of admitted weak and simple nature,

    What do you propose?
    Do we work to save our unworthy selves? Or do we simply consign ourselves to a desperate and dirty existence with no hope of anything?

    I pray that you will give me just the bit of illumination that I can endure…

    I remain steadfastly your faithful and unworthy and humble servant.

  3. Steven Avatar

    Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to taxes. Taxes leads to citizen suffering. I sense much fear in you.

    Yoda has said, “Roads are nothing more than urban sprawl ‘can openers’ to rural Virginia.”

    – Outstanding debt to contractors is the Dark Side of special interests and corporate welfare.

    – His excellency, ‘Darth Sidious the Mollycoddle’ depleted the rainy day fund with his state budget spending increases. Mollycoddle was the prime practitioner of “The Dark Side of the Force” in the Commonwealth.

    – A lock box for state education funds to train our ‘Young Jedi’ at the academies — before the state locks and loads up transportation funding.

    – As for mistruths, AAA bond ratings, and any best run state awards… Throughout the 2004 tax-budget fiasco, ‘Darth Sidious the Mollycoddle’ was manipulating both ends of the political asile, as he egged on the normally non-confrontational Democrats and pro-tax Republicans into combat. Mollycoddle somehow stalled procedures in the house and state senate to keep the public from interfering with a tax referendum.

    Oh Pattiwan Pastor John’s acolyte, you have much to learn as an anti-tax Jedi — such as the need for mass transit, rail solutions and planned communities which are not auto-dependent.

    But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, higher taxes; the dark side of the Force are they.

    As the 2005 clone-issue campaign and transportation road-war approaches, you must oppose the forces of the pro-tax Sith Lords of the Commonwealth and their fear of the future — Please resist the Dark Side and vote against tolls and higher taxes…

    But most of all, vote in favor of limited state government.

    Remember, Yoda says “Mistrust leads to frustration, frustration leads to anger, anger leads to taxes, taxes leads to more taxes.”

    The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the Commonwealth together.

    May the anti-tax Force be with you, always.

    ~ Obi-Wan Bluedoggie

  4. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Whenever I see a special interest group name that includes the word “for” as in Foundation for Virginia, Foundation for middle East Peace, Foundation for Gender Education, Foundation for Depressive Illness; I get suspicious and start looking for the spin.

  5. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    “According to a recent report from the American Society of Civil Engineers, some $1.5 trillion — for buildings, transit, water and other infrastructure — is needed over the next five years. “

  6. Steven Avatar

    Blue Dog dictionary…

    Civil Defense Plan: When engineers need future road and bridge construction — along with state bureaucrats — in order to justify their high salaries and nanny-state jobs.

    Pro-tax ‘infrastructure’ pleas: Corporate welfare.

    Foundation for Virginia’s Governor Mollycoddle & Senator Cha-ching-chester: Political machine.

    Question of the Day: If a non-profit organization supports candidates, doesn’t that change their tax status?

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