Shown the door, Gen. Wins Vents
by Gordon C. Morse

When it comes to angry exits, you really cannot beat Woody Allenโs close in the 1976 film, โThe Front.โ
Ordered to testify before a congressional committee of some sort, Allenโs character faces a demand to cough up the names of communists among his friends and colleagues. The committee wished to keep America โjust as pure as we can possibly make it.โ
Allen holds his head in his hands. Heโs in agony. How can this be happening?
Suddenly, Allen smiles to himself and stands up at the witness table. He firmly denies the committeeโs authority to do what itโs doing and โfurthermoreโ invites the members to have sex with themselves.
Itโs more crudely expressed than that, which only makes it better. Everyoneโs dream moment.
The next scene finds Allen kissing his girl good-bye at the train station, handcuffed to a U.S. Marshall.
Exits can be entertaining. โExit, pursued by a bearโ is Shakespeareโs stage direction in โThe Winterโs Tale.โ
The other day, while saying a few things about VMI, I brought up Gene Nicholโs 2008 exit from the William & Mary presidency. Denied a contract renewal, Nichol gave contemporaneous expression to his displeasure but waited until 2023 to fully clear his throat.
In his introduction to โLessons From North Carolina,โ Nichol declared that North Cackalacky was his โplaceโ and โnot Virginia, whose fawning embrace of its past, stifling and self-deluding classism and noblesse oblige which turns out to carry neither nobility nor obligation but only pretense and privilege, is the opposite of uplifting.โ
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