Jeanine’s Memes

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11 responses to “Jeanine’s Memes”

      1. Nancy Naive Avatar
        Nancy Naive

        โ€œAnd we do mean โ€˜Whiteโ€™.โ€

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    Nancy Naive

    Engineer: the glass is over designed.

    1. Teddy007 Avatar
      Teddy007

      Physicist, if we assume the glass is perfectly spherical and in a vacuum, it would not be either half empty or half full.

    2. VaNavVet Avatar
      VaNavVet

      Alt-right: The glass is racist but hey it holds water.

      1. Nancy Naive Avatar
        Nancy Naive

        Only if pure and from Bavarian springsโ€ฆ none of that Vichy nonsense.

  2. Teddy007 Avatar
    Teddy007

    Considering that blacks drown at a higher rate than whites, one could use statistics that show that water is racist.

    1. VaNavVet Avatar
      VaNavVet

      Quite a jump from glasses of water to images of African-Americans drowning or being put to death.

      1. Nancy Naive Avatar
        Nancy Naive

        Thatโ€™s why the glass is only partially filled, to maintain a safe depth. 5 gallon buckets and 2-year olds, donโ€™t ya know?

  3. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    โ€œDendrocnide moroides, commonly known in Australia as the stinging tree, stinging bush, or gympie-gympie, is a plant in the nettle family Urticaceae found in rainforest areas of Malesia and Australia.[3] It is notorious for its extremely painful and long-lasting sting. The common name gympie-gympie comes from the language of the Indigenous Gubbi Gubbi people of south-eastern Queensland.โ€

    That cuts it! Box jellies, red bellies, funnel webs, crocs, cute little roos that beat the stuffing outta bicyclists, and now a plant thatโ€™ll put you in hospital for a week.

    โ€œSee Australiaโ€ has just moved to the bottom of the bucket list! Why would people want to live there?!

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