Jeanine’s Memes
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Pull!
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In Southern parlance, “Go for it, Bubba.”
Federal law stipulates anyone who “sets fire to, damages, destroys, disables, or wrecks any aircraft” in US airspace is subject to fines or up to 20 years in prison.
In New York, Penal Law 265.35 prohibits discharging a firearm at any aircraft. The felony is punishable by up to 7 years in prison if someone’s life is endangered.
People who attempt to fire at a possible drone could also face charges for reckless endangerment – which can be either a misdemeanor or a felony – and for criminal mischief if they damage a lawfully operated aircraft.
You’re better off pinching the flight attendant.
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”Funny thing happened while huntin’ today, Betty Jo. Billy Bob shot and kilt one of them silver birds. Damn thing came down in a brush fire and was fully cooked when the dogs found it. Had to field dress it with pliers and tin snips, but once ya got the skin pulled back, there was lotsa meat that tasted like BBQ.”
While funny to people of normal intelligence, the problem with political jokes like the one above is that it’s like putting a sign in a NY restaurant that reads, “For Restrooms, Use Stairs”. There are certain people who don’t need the encouragement.
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“Just a baby too. Looks like the round came through the roof before hitting the crib.”
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