What Does FJB Stand For, Anyway?

Photo credit: Teri Hodson / Virginian-Pilot

The Yorktown Lighted Boat Parade awarded Best in Show over the weekend to a 50-foot vessel festooned with bright lights proclaiming, “FJB” and “Let’s Go Brandon.” The boat inspired chants of “Let’s Go Brandon” among some shoreline spectators, but offended others. Declaring insults to the president of the United States to be inconsistent with the Christmas spirit, organizers stripped the vessel of its title and declared a new winner: a boat featuring singing angels, reports The Virginian-Pilot.

I’m just hoping that “FJB” didn’t stand for “F— Jim Bacon.”