Virginia Pundit Watch

Will Vehrs


 

 

Getting Past Droopy Drawers

 

It would be easy to devote an entire column to the state, national, and international derision brought down on Virginia from the now infamous “droopy drawers” bill passed by the House but mercifully killed in the Senate.

Virginia Pundit Watch won’t stoop so low, however, except to note a few representative samples:

 

·         Kate O’Beirne made the bill her “Outrage of the Week” on CNN’s Capital Gang.

·         Kerry Dougherty of the Virginian-Pilot covered international and Tidewater reaction.

·         Marc Fisher of the Washington Post hosted a free-for-all of snarky comments and jokes.

 

Hugh Lessig and John Bull of the Daily Press missed the boat. Without “droopy drawers,” the bikini wax and wine bill they covered might have garnered more attention.

 

More serious issues began to emerge after the “droopy drawers” were pulled. In the Washington Post, David Brunori, a contributing editor to State Tax Notes magazine and a research professor of public policy at George Washington University , argued in favor of the personal property tax. This is either a brave or foolhardy man. In the same section, A. J. Shutello wrote of the difficulties she and her husband faced in trying to find a larger house in Northern Virginia (where they could pay inflated property taxes).

 

Over in the Daily Press, there were two provocative columns on transportation. Gordon Morse dared to look into how transportation is funded in the Old Dominion, finding a surprising number of separate funds with more on the way. He promised more transportation analysis to come.

 

Margaret Edds of the Virginian-Pilot addressed the “lockbox” idea (she calls it a “cookie jar” idea) of shielding transportation funds from “raids” by the General Fund.  She doesn’t think the House and the Senate will agree: 

 

Will the 2005 Assembly approve a lockbox resolution? The current betting is, no. That’s because Chichester and his Senate allies insist on a two-way lockbox, which won’t pass the House.

 

Long term, the only way House leaders can fix the state’s mounting transportation woes without raising taxes is to draw on the general fund.

 

That, Chichester can’t abide. “Each one ought to stay out of the others knickers,” he admonished during a committee meeting last week.

 

Hopefully, none of those knickers are “drooping.”

 

Mid-Terms

 

Two columnists attempted mid-term reports on the General Assembly, either broadly or narrowly. A. Barton Hinkle of the Times-Dispatch went wide, looking at economic development incentives, smoking in public places, and the death penalty.

 

Ed Lynch of the Roanoke Times looked only at “pro-family” legislation at the halfway point of the General Assembly: “The House of Delegates is doing an excellent job of looking out for Virginia’s families -- and for the most vulnerable Virginians. I suspect most Senators would do the same, if only the Senate’s most liberal committee would get out of the way.”

 

Roiled Racial Waters

 

Will LaViest of the Daily Press talked honestly and openly about race in the Hampton area, using an extended metaphor: “Hamptonians swim in denial above the undercurrent.” The firing of a black City Manager in Hampton has stoked racial tensions.

 

What Pundits Live For

 

Jeff Schapiro, indulging in Times-Dispatch pundit fantasizing, laid out scenarios for “political mischief” in the upcoming gubernatorial primary and post-primary season. Challenges to Jerry Kilgore by Warrenton Mayor George Fitch and Sen. Russ Potts make the scenarios and all the juicy stories that would follow tantalizingly possible.

 

Let’s Get Regional

 

Reginald Shareef of the Roanoke Times has sharp words for the larger Roanoke area: 

 

The problem is egocentrism -- or the belief that economic development revolves solely around either the Roanoke or New River Valley. Planners develop marketing brands, initiate projects and strategize as if they don’t need the other region to be economically successful – even though stakeholders in both regions know this is not a winning formula.

 

Girls Just Wanna Do Science

 

In the wake of Harvard President Larry Summer’s comments on possible impediments to women in science, Hollins University President Nancy Gray used the Daily Press to advertise the nurturing environment of a women’s college … like Hollins.

 

Pundits, Armed and Provocative

 

Guns in Virginia public places spawned two different takes on the issue.

 

Former Democratic Delegate Chip Woodrum, writing in the Roanoke Times, satirized bills prohibiting localities from banning guns in libraries:

 

"We believe that an armed librarian at the reference desk would tend to reduce or even eliminate annoying and repetitive requests for information," said Annie Duckworth, a spokesperson for the LPA. "A Glock, properly exhibited, tends to curtail superfluous inquiry."

 

Melanie Scarborough, in a Washington Post piece decrying losses of freedom in Virginia, offered this:

 

In the post-Sept. 11 hysteria, metal detectors were installed at the entrances to Virginia's Capitol and General Assembly building. Yet individuals in the commonwealth have the right to carry guns. So when people packing heat approached the metal detectors, they handed their guns to the attendants, walked through the detectors, retrieved their weapons and proceeded inside. What were the metal detectors supposed to protect against -- car keys and loose change?

 

Hey, to this General Assembly, car keys and loose change could be as dangerous as “droopy drawers.”

 

--January 31, 2005

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Will Vehrs grew up in Prince William County. He has a degree in American history from the College of William and Mary and an MBA from Chapman University. Will's experience includes a stint with a Fortune 500 company and economic development work in state government. His "Punditwatch" column appears on FoxNews.com and Jewish World Review, as well as on his own Punditwatch website. He also writes for the Quasipundit political site.