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Adventures in Warnerland

Have all the rules of common sense been suspended? The Blue Dog reels from the illogic surrounding Demos' positions on getting out the vote, state accounting tricks and SOLs.


 

Welcome to the newest banana republic, formally known as the Commonwealth of Virginia. In the eyes of the Virginia Kerry campaign and the Democratic Party of Virginia, voter fraud runs rampant, violations of state budget laws swept under the rug, and the skewing of test scores that leave Virginia children behind are highlight-film footage for Hizzoner, Da Governor.

 

It looks like Gov. Mark "Mollycoddle" Warner's legacy has finally relegated Virginia to third-world status.

 

Yes, citizens, 400 years of Virginia history, including the oldest form of state government in the nation, just went right down a Richmond toilet and into the James River basin.

 

Yes kiddies, it's another moment in time into the looking glass world of Mark Warner where cookin' the books and rookin' the votes and hookin' the students are scripted like fairy tales.

 

Welcome to another "Adventure in Warnerland," where reality is nothing more than bedtime stories filled with political spin.

 

Pre-emptive fibbing

 

Augusta Free Press editor Chris Graham broke the story last week about how the Kerry-Edwards campaign's voter-protection measures are modeled on a similar strategy undertaken in Virginia in 2001 to assist the Warner gubernatorial campaign.

 

This approach has morphed into a plan of action that, according to a campaign manual distributed to Kerry-Edwards volunteers in Colorado, includes a recommendation that "if no signs of [voter] intimidation techniques have emerged yet, launch a pre-emptive strike (particularly well-suited to states in which there techniques have been tried in the past)."

 

But wait. It gets better.

 

It is also recommended in the Colorado manual, which was ostensibly released to Kerry-Edwards volunteers nationwide, that Dems issue a press release "reviewing Republican tactics used in the past in your area or state" and "quoting party/minority/civil rights leadership as denouncing tactics that discourage people from voting."

 

Suggested as well: "Prime minority leadership to discuss the issue in the media; provide talking points."

 

And: "Place stories in which minority leadership expresses concern about the threat of intimidation tactics."

 

And: "Warn local newspapers not to accept advertising that is not properly disclaimed or that contains false warnings about voting requirements and/or about what will happen at the polls."

 

Faking intimidation and minority mistruths and bogus denouncements are unacceptable practices. Had George Washington listened to that advice, he would have pinned the blame for chopping down that cherry on the British monarchy, don't you think?

 

Yes, Virginia, the message is clear - "character does not count," because it's apparently politically correct to tell a mistruth.

 

Votergate

 

Votergate is alive and well in Virginia.

 

Bob Lewis of the Associated Press reported that "Democrats already have about 500 volunteer lawyers and are recruiting more for 'our aggressive voter-protection program here in Virginia' to counter a Republican 'Halloween message ... to scare people away from the polls.' "

 

The Blue Dog has never been scared away by the conservative forces of the GOP in the Shenandoah Valley, but Virginia Democrats lately have been downright frightening. The local and statewide Democratic Party paranoia is bordering on clinical.

 

The Washington Post reported that the Democratic Party of Virginia would begin training 600 attorneys to monitor Virginia voting and provide legal advice when requested.

 

The Post reported that Kerry-Edwards voter-protection coordinator Michael Signer said, "The attorneys will stand outside polling places with other campaign workers and offer advice to voters who want it."

 

"They (Virginia Democratic attorneys) will also be on hand to advise party leaders if voting machines malfunction or there are other problems," said Signer.

 

That sounds like voter intimidation and harassment, not friendly advisement.

 

The AFP reported that Republican Party of Virginia chair Kate Obenshain Griffin issued the statement, "I call on Virginia Democrat Party chairman Kerry Donley to immediately denounce this abhorrent call for poll watchers to make knowingly false charges of voter intimidation."

 

But the GOP, of course, will have attorneys at the polls as well - 450 in all, though about a third of them will be dispatched to swing states, a Republican Party spokesman told the AFP.

 

And the GOP will challenge voters at polls in swing states, such as Ohio, Arizona, Wisconsin and of course the hanging-chads state of Florida.

 

The Post reported that "Republican Party officials in Ohio took formal steps ... to place thousands of recruits inside polling places on Election Day to challenge the qualifications of voters they suspect are not eligible to cast ballots."

 

"Ohio election officials said that by state law, the parties' challengers would have to show 'reasonable' justification for doubting the qualifications of a voter before asking a poll worker to question that person. And, the officials said, challenges could be made on four main grounds: whether the voter is a citizen, is at least 18, is a resident of the county and has lived in Ohio for the previous 30 days."

 

Are the political parties being encouraged to attempt a politically shaded version of voter fraud and intimidation as well as instructing their party membership to tell untruths?

 

Yes indeed they are, but more so ... the Blue Dog believes the Democrats and Republicans are using political scare tactics to get out the vote on Election Day.

 

The Democratic Party has been playing the voter scare game for decades.

 

In the past, the votes of women and blacks, along with other minorities, have been secured with the veiled threat of losing equal treatment and their civil rights.

 

Recently, the Kerry-Edwards campaign and the Democratic National Committee announced the mission of the Election Protection Advisory Task Force, and focused their efforts on African-American and Hispanic voters nationwide and are using the Warner strategy to enlist and dupe minority leadership assistance to falsify their claims.

 

According to the DNC Web site, the Election Protection Advisory Task Force mission is "to ensure every citizen is able to register to vote, to cast their vote and to know that every vote will be counted."

 

But it's really nothing more than a scare tactic - of Jim Crow-styled voter disenfranchisement.

 

A Democratic political handler told me once, "If you can scare senior citizens to vote for you by threatening the loss of Medicare and Social Security, you're obviously a proud member of the Democratic Party."

 

Case in point: John Kerry and the Democrats are using the recent flu-shot shortage in order to frighten senior citizens to the election polls.

 

Let's be honest, there is not been a guarded flu advisory or major worldwide outbreak of influenza this year.

 

But the politicization has dramatically increased the lengthy lines at doctor's offices and regular flu-inoculation centers, often filled with the poor and the elderly. How justified was that?

 

It's comparable to the frantic weather reporting that sensationalizes winter snowstorms, which results in consumer panic shopping for basic items such as milk and bread at your local grocery stores. Those panic-driven shopping binges result are the direct cause of consumer shortages.

 

It's ironic that Democrats are suggesting preemptive voting-fraud actions while playing politics as usual with issues such as a potential military draft and the influenza-inoculation shortage.

 

And yet, stranger than life, are the Republican strategists, Karl Rove's indoctrinated army, who are going about the country crying voter tampering and political foul.

 

But that's the norm this year.

 

Expect both major political parties to be out in force at the precincts Nov. 2.

 

Tell that Democrat or Republican attorney to go chase ambulances, not voters.

 

If you are harassed at the voter precincts ...

 

Please inform the election precinct chief in charge at the polls. There are individuals assigned at each precinct to oversee and regulate voting activities. In addition, citizens of the Commonwealth can also contact the local voter registrar office and file a formal complaint against the offending political parties.

 

Don't hesitate to blow the whistle on the political thought police!

 

Mollycoddle math

 

The Warner administration, a 26-employee operation, has been cooking the books in Virginia.

 

In 2004, to the tune of $1.1 million in taxpayer dollars.

 

An auditor for the Virginia General Assembly told members of the House Appropriation committee that Gov. Warner and his youthful Third Floor violated the state's budget laws in order to pay salaries and office expenses for his miscreant staff.

 

But wait a New York auditor's minute (i.e., the AAA Bond rating auditors)!

 

Didn't Warner's staff claim that the nip and tuck financial budget practice is justified because past Virginia governors have broken the law since 1995?

 

Say, what?

 

The Washington Post reported, "Senior aides to Warner defended their actions, saying the practice of transferring money from other agencies has been the norm for almost a decade. They said the practice dates to 1995, when lawmakers slashed the budget for George Allen's office during a legislative spat with the Republican governor."

 

Whoa, Nelly!

 

Let me get this straight: It's OK for Warner to break the law? Because the Republicans did it!

 

Apparently, the practice of leading by example or misleading misfeasance has become old hat in Richmond and the governor's mansion. And Virginia Democrats are no longer interested in honest and open, responsive state government - and obviously not interested in doing the right thing.

 

Yes, it's not a matter of being a beacon of truth.

 

According to the dimly lighted governor's staff, it's within the state law to break the state law.

 

Gov. Mollycoddle has yet to make an official statement about Budgetgate, while his press secretary, Ellen "Disingenuous" Qualls, for the time, has only commented the governor "will stop the practice used to fund his staff."

 

But the governor's office has not issue a personal public statement of regret for his actions.

 

Because that would be an admission of the truth (besides, Warner was too busy lobbying for a Kerry Cabinet position on the Pennsylvania campaign trail to be bothered).

 

The Blue Dog questions how hypocritical it is of Warner to invoke a budget crisis and hoodwink public support for a tax increase last year while being less than honest about the state's finances and fudging the 2004 state budget.

 

Finance Secretary John Bennett claimed the governor's notification of the transfer of funds wasn't required by law and used his best bafflegab to navigate through the media's questions.

 

But let the truth be known ...

 

According to The Daily Press, the state law specifically states that "up to 15 percent of a state agency's budget can be transferred to another agency for a closely and definitely related purpose."

 

That 15 percent transfer equals roughly $348,000.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, that is not even close to the whopping $1.1 million that was illegally relegated to Warner's Third Floor staff during the recent state budget crisis.

 

As a member of the state budget-writing committee, local Republican House of Delegate member Steve Landes, sarcastically told the Post, "What's good for the goose is not good for the gander, I guess."

 

Del. Leo Wardrup, R-Virginia Beach, compared the governor's cooking the books scheme to the criminal, corporate fiasco - the Enron scandal.

 

The Post reported that Wardrup called the financial debacle "absolutely wild," considering that the transfer of funds reduced the money available to other state agencies, such as public safety, transportation and education.

 

At that point, the crusty, old salt perked up to say, "Dear God!"

 

Sorry Leo, but had God actually been there for the budget process - I'm guessing the truth would have mattered.

 

But keep an eye on www.amazon.com featured books, because the probable joint-venture publication, Cooking the Books with Mark & Martha, could be in the works.

 

And then, you can read more about it.

 

Standards of fudging test scores

 

When it rains, it pours on the Third Floor in Richmond.

 

First it's Votergate, then Budgetgate, and now ... the public is catching wind of SOLgate.

 

Gov. Mollycoddle's recent announcement of a Virginia graduation rate of 94 percent has been debunked by the parent-teacher organization, Parents Across Virginia United to Reform SOLs.

 

In a recent governor's office media release, Warner claimed, "These results show it is possible to now require achievement on the SOL tests to earn a high-school diploma and not face a graduation crisis."

 

Come on, Gov. Warner! Cook your own budget numbers, but don't sacrifice our children's education with your insatiable need for public attention and adoration.

 

In a recent e-mail, Mickey VanDerwerker, the spokesperson for PAVURSOL, wrote, "Gov. Warner's recent announcement of a graduation rate of 94.3 percent for the class of 2004 plays fast and loose with the figures in an effort to divert attention from yet another negative consequence of high-stakes testing. In fact, only 73.5 percent of the original class of 2004, i.e., those who entered ninth grade four years before, graduated."

 

PAVURSOL elaborated on what is counted as a Virginia diploma.

 

VanDerwerker wrote, "Additionally, Gov. Warner's definition of graduation, and thereby his reported graduation rate, includes all diploma options, including modified standard diplomas, which do not count towards graduation under No Child Left Behind rules. Only 69.4 percent of the students that Gov. Warner called graduates received a standard or advanced diploma. This is a decrease from the original class of 2003, of whom 74.4 percent earned a regular diploma four years after entering ninth grade."

 

"This diversion of students from regular diplomas, along with the almost 26,000 students who didn't make it to graduation day, was not mentioned at all in the governor's glowing comments about students exceed(ing) our highest expectations."

 

Honestly, folks, it's really a shame the governor continues plays politics with the Virginia education system and the state budget process.

 

With all those nonsensical numbers - dealing with voters, budgets and test scores - the Blue Dog sincerely believes Gov. Warner and his staff could face a serious challenge with the mathematical portion of the SOL test.

 

Better hit the books, Gov, because you're FAILING in Virginia.

 

-- November 1, 2004

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Steven Sisson is a fiscally conservative, Mountain-Valley Democrat, party activist, columnist and serious amateur genealogist. His work is published in the August Free Press  

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ValleyBlueDog@aol.com

 

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