No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Barnie Day


 

 

Ham-Handed in Lynchburg

Lynchburg College has confiscated all copies of the student-run newspaper. The 1st Amendment doesn't cover private colleges, but I've got a plan...


 

Another college administrator scurrying around confiscating student newspapers? 'Fraid so. 

 

Not at some tin-horn, second-rate school, either. 

 

This time it is at elite Lynchburg College, a blue-blood, blue-chip -- $28,665 for tuition, fees, room and board -- liberal arts school ranked among the best small private schools in America.

 

(Hang on to that word, "private." We’ll come back to that.)

 

According to a News and Advance story by Amy Coutee, Lynchburg’s Dean of Students John Eccles has decreed that all copies of the Lynchburg Current, an independent, student-produced newspaper, be confiscated and sent to recycling until such time as the paper gets permission from the school administration to exist.

 

The founder of the paper, student editor Rich Danker says nothin’ doin’.  Says he’s not going to get permission. Says he’s gonna keep publishing.

 

(A side thought here: Wouldn’t you think that most college administrators would send up prayers every night, hoping kids like Danker and his staff of 12 show up on enrollment day?)

 

“We certainly support this endeavor, but you’ve got to be approved,” Eccles told the News and Advance.

 

"Approved?" How does that square with that little document that begins with "Congress shall make no law…?"

 

A chat with Robert O’Neil can be an illuminating thing.  O’Neil, university professor, professor of law, director, Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression at the University of Virginia, and a former president of UVA, can parse stuff like this to micro-thinness.

 

It’s that word "private." Private schools can do this. Lynchburg College is a private school. It can be as ham-handed as it wants to be.

 

Can they block distribution of other publications… say… for example, the News and Advance? Sure. Do they? Well, that’s hard to say. Getting Eccles on the phone is a little like getting a Taliban warlord on the line. 

 

(Someone at the college alerted "Betty," a nice lady who “handles” the press — but who happened to be at home on her day off — who called me with a nice offer to “plan and coordinate” any future conversation I might have with Eccles. What? That’s what I do. I plan and coordinate with the press. There’s nothing to "plan" or "coordinate." Just tell him to call me. But this is how we do it. Okay. Whatever.)

 

I did reach Associate Vice President for College Relations, Steve Arnold. Could the school block distribution of the paper if it came in by U.S. Mail?

 

“I haven’t even considered that scenario and could not speak knowledgeably to it.” 

 

Nice guy, though. Good phone manners.

 

Back to O’Neil and this access, this control, issue. Hypothetically, could the Lynchburg College folks jam television and radio signals coming onto the property without permission? Might be a little FCC problem there. Control phone and broadband access? Sure.

 

(By now I’m thinking... and string razor wire, and put up klieg lights, and walk the perimeter with German Shepards. But, hey, I don’t mean anything by that. It’s just the way I think.)

 

So, Mr. Robert O’Neil, world authority on stuff like this, what would happen if that rogue newspaper gang purchased a bulk U.S. Mail permit and bulk-mailed their paper, dropped a copy of the Lynchburg Current to every box address on the Lynchburg campus? Could that law-and-order crowd stop it?

 

There is the briefest of brief pauses. “I’m certain there’s a federal statute that protects mail at least until it’s in the hands of the addressee.”

 

There you have it, kids. Let me know. I’ll help you raise the money.

 

-- October 18, 2004

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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