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Doug Koelemay



 

 

Governor of Christmas Past

Comments by the Governor of Christmas Past and a revelation by a Cabinet Secretary of Christmas Present set into motion an imaginative tale about standards of learning.


 

Virginia Governor Mark R. Warner has worked non-stop since taking office in January to help citizens and legislators alike better understand revenue shortfalls, necessary budget cuts and fundamental plans for reorganizing state government. Remarks two weekends ago by former Governor James W. Gilmore indicate there is still a lot of educating to be done.

 

The Governor of Christmas Past jacked up a GOP revival meeting in Glen Allen with the words, "There's a lot of money in the Virginia budget. It is merely a matter of picking priorities and governing well."

 

The "it" apparently referred to balancing the budget and seemed to suggest Virginia's state budget crisis is all in the head of the Governor of Christmas Present, who is not picking priorities or governing well. In the days after the "lot of money" comments, analysts are still trying to reconcile this assessment with those even of the Republican-dominated House Appropriations and Senate Finance Committees. The experts see the weakest revenue performance in at least 40 years, surging costs for Medicaid and state employee health programs, more students in colleges, universities and public schools and a jump in car tax reimbursements. A multi-billion dollar shortfall has current office-holders making a list of holiday take-backs and checking it twice.

 

Everyone, even Tiny Tim, is entitled to her or his opinion, of course, particularly in a holiday season. But numbers should be a little more certain than opinions. So how is the Governor of Christmas Past still billions of dollars away from the assessment of the Governor of Christmas Present?

 

One explanation is that former holders of political office always attempt to build and defend the legacy of their leadership. So the Governor of Christmas Past will talk about "lots of money" because he's determined to defend his tax cut decisions, the revenue estimate process he used and the transportation plans so big they don't fit under the tree. But as a serendipitous revelation from a current cabinet officer suggests, there may be a simpler explanation that is more arithmetical than political.

 

Secretary of Administration Sandra D. Bowen started her professional career years ago as a school teacher. Proving that real life is stranger than fiction, one of Ms. Bowen's young students was Jim Gilmore.

 

One cannot help but imagine the classroom setting then. Flashback with chains rattling.

 

"Jim, could you come up and do your sums on the board?" Ms. Bowen might have asked. "Yessum," the clean-cut, earnest, straight shooting young Gilmore might have replied, recognizing even then a great opportunity to impress his colleagues.

 

"Start with 1+1," Ms. Bowen might have suggested, "and work your way up through 10+10."

 

A young Jim Gilmore might have seized the chalk, written down each problem carefully, then with the animation that comes only when anticipation and ambition cross, begun to write "lots of money," "setting priorities" and "governing well" in a young man's scrawl. That would have impressed fellow students long trapped in the rote memory of addition, subtraction, division and multiplication tables.

 

"This is the answer we students would like to see to these problems," young Gilmore might have suggested. "If we take a vote, you'll see."

 

Trying to soften the constructive criticism by including herself in the thought, Ms. Bowen could have replied, "Jim, I think we both are going to find out that arithmetic is more important that politics in solving problems such as these."


Therein may lie the answer to the mystery of why the Governor of
Christmas Past seems determined to keep shoaling the hull of his own legacy and that of other state Republicans on budget politics when arithmetic could work better. Put a calculator in list for that Christmas stocking. And since numbers should be more certain than opinion, one that calculates accurately is better than one that plays "Don't Worry, Be Happy."

 

-- December 23, 2002

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