Virginia Now a Laughingstock

The state Senate may have struck down the infamous “drawers” bill, but not in time to save Virginia from becoming a national object of ridicule. Here’s political humorist Andy Borowitz in today’s Borowitz report:

VIRGINIA BANS MARRIAGE BETWEEN COUPLES WHO WEAR DROOPY PANTS
Low-riding Pants Fanciers March on Capitol

In its latest effort to protect the sanctity of traditional marriage, the Virginia House of Delegates today passed a law banning marriage between two people who wear low-riding pants.

The law, which passed by a nearly unanimous vote, would make it illegal for two people to marry if they wear “pants that reveal unwelcome glimpses of their underwear, or worse.”

In the words of Delegate Marcia Tobey, the bill’s author, “I think most sensible people would agree that traditional marriage is defined as a union between two people who wear their pants cinched tightly at the waist.” More.


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