Is It Even Worse If You Put Starbucks Creamer in Your Coffee?

Hat tip: John Butcher

Agreed: There is not enough bacon. Indeed, the phrase “too much bacon” is literally an oxymoron. Otherwise, I’m in big trouble. I like my eggs sunny side up, prefer English muffins to toast, and put Starbucks creamer in my coffee. — JAB

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7 responses to “Is It Even Worse If You Put Starbucks Creamer in Your Coffee?”

  1. Jim, What do Conservatives think Liberals have for breakfast? Or do they even care?

    1. Liberals like avocado on toast for breakfast. Non-vegan liberals like eggs from free-range chickens.

  2. Liberals have a Starbucks Soy Latte (hence Soy Boy).
    The picture is also missing grits – boiled, not instant, which all My Cousin Vinny aficionados know!

  3. James Wyatt Whitehead V Avatar
    James Wyatt Whitehead V

    Eggs over easy, scrapple crisp, home fries crisp smothered in sausage gravy, and white toast but not too toasted. Black coffee and a glass of water. Don’t forget the apple butter. Mr. Joel can whip that together in about 5 minutes on grill. Oh yeah…38 special open carry at the Frost Diner. With tip it will cost you $12.36. Now that will stick to your bones until dinner time.

    1. Peter Galuszka Avatar
      Peter Galuszka

      Too much Bacon clogs your arteries and your brain.

      1. Nancy_Naive Avatar

        ‘Splains a lot, now don’t it?

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