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Cuccinelli: Promote Economic Development by Creating Level Playing Field

cuccinelliby James A. Bacon

In a press conference this morning at a Richmond SweetFrog restaurant, Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli laid out the philosophical principle that would guide his approach to economic development if he were elected governor: Create a level playing field for all businesses rather than incentives for a lucky few.

He would close tax loopholes carved out for special interests, restructure the tax code to eliminate local business taxes and reduce the top corporate income tax rate from 6% to 4%, and he would pare way back on grants and tax breaks used as economic incentives. “Relative to what you’ve seen in the past, I would take a much harder view” of incentives, he said.

Cuccinelli said he would follow the example of Governor Bob McDonnell in making job creation his top priority. But he has no intention of playing a wheeler-dealer in seeking big corporate investments. Instead, he wants to create a tax climate that is more attractive to job creators by lowering taxes for every Virginia business.

The presumed Republican gubernatorial nominee was introduced by Vance Spilman, chief operating officer of Sweet Frogs, a chain of yogurt shops that opened in 2009, now has 250 locations around the country and is preparing to expand overseas. Sweet Frogs is profitable, Spilman said, and it is reinvesting its profits to grow the enterprise, which currently provides jobs for about 400 Virginians. Reducing the corporate income tax from 6% to 4% would allow the company to grow faster, he said.

Cuccinelli’s plan contained only a few specifics. He would:

  • Reduce the top individual income tax rate from 5.75% to 5% over four years beginning in 2014.
  • Establish a Small Business Tax Relief Commission with the goal of reducing the state corporate income tax and eliminating or reducing local Business Professional Occupational License (BPOL), Machine and Tool (M&T), and Merchants Capital (MC) taxes.
  • Pay for those tax reductions by eliminating outdated tax exemptions and loopholes “that promote crony capitalism” and by limiting the growth of General Fund spending to the rate of inflation plus population growth.

If his revenue cap had applied to the current fiscal year, in which spending increased 5.8% and inflation + population growth increased 3.3%, his formula would have saved $530 million.

Cuccinelli did not say specifically which loopholes he would cut, although he did endorse a proposal outlined by Del. David J. Toscano, D-Charlottesville, and Del. R. Lee Ware, R-Chesterfield, that would have closed about $75 million in loopholes. He also said that service-sector exemptions for the sales tax would be “on the table,” although he ruled out extending the sales tax to education or health care.

Curtailing incentives, broadening the tax base and lowering tax rates would be “fairer” and create opportunity for all business, he said.

The candidate also highlighted the “unique window of opportunity” presented by the expansion of the Panama Canal and Hampton Roads’ temporary status as the only East Coast port with channels deep enough to accommodate fully loaded post-Panamax vessels. The next governor, he said, needs to maximize that opportunity, which is expected to last only three or four years, by participating actively in state marketing efforts to attract more port cargo and more distribution centers.

The Myth of Cuccinelli the “Straight Shooter”

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Ken Cuccinelli spends a lot of time admiring himself. He’s long on portraying himself as a heroic figure fighting federal over-reach and short on the self-deprecating humor that evinces a certain level of humility. This habit is particularly notable when it comes to being a “straight shooter.” At the recent CPAC conference Cuccinelli gave a keynote speech. He almost threw his shoulder out of joint patting himself on the back and congratulating himself on being a “straight shooter.” But is he?

Kill Bill.  There is little doubt that Cuccinelli and his henchmen short circuited the democratic process in order to make sure he was the Republican nominee for governor. Cuccinelli used a deal from the smoke-filled back rooms of the Republican Party of Virginia to avoid an open primary in favor of a convention.  Cuccinelli knew that the extremists who frequent Republican conventions would put him on the ballot. Apparently, he was less sure of the rank and file Republicans who would have voted in an open primary. Not the straightest of shots there.

Channeling his inner Clinton. Cuccinelli’s web site, on the education section of the issues page, has this sentence:”I was raised in Fairfax County and attended public schools.”  One is led to believe that Mr. Cuccinelli’s views on education in Virginia are well formed since he is a product of Virginia’s public school system. Not so fast. Which one of Fairfax County’s many fine public high schools counts Cuccinelli as an alumnus? None of them. He went to high school at a very private, very expensive school in Washington, D.C.: Gonzaga College High School. Interestingly, the reference to Cuccinelli graduating from Gonzaga has been removed from his official biography. I am sure that Cuccinelli attended public school at some point in his life. However, shouldn’t a self-proclaimed “straight-shooter” write, “I was raised in Fairfax County and attended a mixture of public and private schools?”

Come hell or high water. One of Cuccinelli’s rare victories against the federal government came from a case where the Environmental Protection Agency wanted to force Fairfax County and Virginia to cut back on sediment pollution caused by runoff into the Accotink Creek. Cuccinelli derisively accused the EPA of trying to regulate water as a pollutant. That statement is an outright lie. Cuccinelli personally argued the case. The judge’s opinion states, “Both parties agree that sediment is a pollutant and stormwater is not.” I guess “straight shooters” can take a little liberty with the truth when it suits their needs. H/T – Blue Virginia.

Rippert’s Read Out.  Cuccinelli is as slippery as a greased eel. He uses back- room deals to stab members of his own party in the back. He ignores the teachings of the Jesuits at Gonzaga High School and lies through omission about his own educational background. He knowingly lies about the EPA in his comments regarding the Accotink case. Cuccinelli a straight shooter? Yeah, and I’m Brad Pitt’s brother.

– D.J. Rippert  

Cuccinelli Fails Early and Often

 

Slowly out of the blocks.  As the 2013 governor’s race gets underway Ken Cuccinelli finds himself stumbling in the early going.  Most of Cuccinelli’s wounds have been self-inflicted.  Individually, none of these slips have been significant.  However, taken as a whole, they may indicate a rudderless campaign  and/or an over-confident candidate.

Book of the Month Club.  Cuccinelli oddly decided to kick off his campaign with the publication of a book depicting himself as something of a hero beating back federal over-reach.  The book provided a distraction and was “off message” in a race for governor.

Double dipping.  Ken Cuccinelli ignored three decades of protocol by refusing to resign from his full time position as Attorney General in order to campaign for governor.  Four years ago, Republican Attorney General Bob McDonnell resigned in order to campaign for governor saying, “The office is a very difficult job. It demands a full-time attorney general to do the hard work that’s required.” Indeed.

Just being a dip.  After McAuliffe sent a Tweet advising Virginians to stay safe in the snow, Cuccinelli issued a bizarre, snarky response.  A Cuccinelli spokesperson said, “Terry McAuliffe is so out of touch with Virginia, that only he would tweet his concerns about a massive snowstorm in the Commonwealth, while palling around with his millionaire friends in Florida.” And where is our full time Attorney General now?  In Maryland, at CPAC, “palling around” with millionaires Donald Trump and Mitt Romney.  Let’s hope it doesn’t snow.

Where’s the beef.  The Washington Post‘s token conservative Jennifer Rubin wrote a column on Monday entitled, “Cuccinelli Must Get His Act Together”.  The ultra-right Ms. Rubin chastises Cuccinelli for his lack of proposed policies – “And lastly, as I have written here at Right Turn, he has no discernible agenda or specific policy items. Why is he running? What does he want to accomplish?”

Gridlock on gridlock.  Terry McAuliffe was given credit for working behind the scenes to help pass Bob McDonnell’s transportation proposal.  On the other hand, Cuccinelli knows he doesn’t like the compromise plan but isn’t too sure what he would do instead.  Weeks after the transportation measure was passed Cuccinelli is still “mum” on his position regarding the plan.  This is an odd situation for Mr. Cuccinelli given his willingness to lambaste the uncertainties in Obamacare.  It seems that Mr. Cuccinelli may be better suited to endless criticism of others than devising plans of his own.

Et tu, Vince?  Three former Republican legislators have already seen enough of the Cuccinelli campaign.  Forty year Republican General Assembly veteran Vince Callahan joined 32 year Republican vet Jim Dillard and Katherine Waddell in publicly announcing support for Tery McAuliffe.  Ouch!

D.J. Rippert

EPA Bows to Cuccinelli on Accotink Stink

Accotink Creek. Photo credit: Connection Newspapers.

Chalk up another victory for Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli in his ongoing campaign against federal overreach. It looks like he has won his lawsuit against the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) for attempting to regulate storm water flowing into Fairfax County’s Accotink Creek.

In January, federal judge Liam O’Grady accepted Cuccinelli’s argument that the EPA had surpassed its authority by trying to regulate storm water on the grounds that water (as opposed to the sediment it carried) was a pollutant. An EPA edict would have cut the flow of water into the creek by half at an estimated cost of $300 million to Virginia and Fairfax County taxpayers.

EPA officials informed Cuccinelli’s office that it would not appeal the case. Stated Cuccinelli in a press release:

This would also have been a dangerous precedent for Virginia, as the EPA could have demanded this solution in localities across the commonwealth at an enormous price tag to Virginia and its residents, with no proof that the EPA’s solution would work.

Bacon’s bottom line: Maybe this will stifle talk that Cuccinelli is a fruitcake whack job for resisting policies that would effectively convert the 50 states into administrative sub-units of the federal government. He hasn’t won every battle, but he’s got a pretty good batting average.

– JAB

Cuccinelli Withhholds Judgment on Transportation Package

Guess which member of the Republican Party establishment is not yet jumping on board the legislative compromise crafted to restructure Virginia’s transformation funding mix… Ken Cuccinelli, attorney general and presumed Republican candidate for governor.

While applauding Governor Bob McDonnell and the General Assembly for taking action to address Virginia’s serious transportation issues, Cuccinelli did not endorse the product in a press release issued this morning. He urged the legislature to give the bill a “thorough review” before voting on it.

Quoth the Cooch: “If reports are correct, this new bill contemplates a massive tax increase.  In these tough economic times, I do not believe Virginia’s middle class families can afford massive tax increases, and I cannot support legislation that would ask the taxpayers to shoulder an even heavier burden than they are already carrying, especially when the government proposes to do so little belt tightening in other areas of the budget.”

Cuccinelli opposes tax hikes. No surprise there. Here’s the stunner: Addressing the component of the compromise that would raise more revenue for Northern Virginia and Hampton Roads, he said, “If localities are given more authority to address their most urgent transportation needs, that would be an element that I strongly support, and it would be an element that addresses one of the most fundamental disconnects in Virginia transportation today:  the one between those responsible for land use planning and those responsible for transportation planning. ” (My emphasis.)

OMG! Cuccinelli actually acknowledges the link between transportation and land use!! I’ve lost my bearings. I’m staggering with disbelief. Things fall apart. He is absolutely correct that the transportation-land use connection is critical, but this is the first time I’ve heard him utter such a thought, and it is language that has been totally missing from the McDonnell administration, which has hewed to the “pragmatic” model of just getting projects done — whether the projects are economically justified or not.

For those with short memories, the last governor to talk about the connection between transportation and land use was Democrat Tim Kaine. Hmmm. I wonder what Terry McAuliffe thinks of the legislation.

– JAB

Update: Why has Terry McAuliffe’s campaign website not posted a press release since October 10, 2012? And why doesn’t the www.terrymcauliffe.com splash page link to anything on the site? Just asking.

Update: McAuliffe supports the plan, according to the Virginian-Pilot. McAuliffe said the compromise plan “would provide funding to improve our transportation system and keep Virginia competitive.” He doesn’t like the $200 million diverted from the General Fund but, “More inaction is not an option. Inaction on transportation has meant that our families have been stuck in traffic, companies have seen their products delayed and the Commonwealth has seen our competitiveness reduced.” Hat tip: Don Rippert.

This Guy Wants What Job??

Ken Cuccinelli’s book, “The Last Line of Defense,” is the presumptive Republican nominee’s opening salvo in his quest to become Governor of the Old Dominion. It is a strange politico manifesto for a campaign. Ken refrains from writing about topics near and dear to his heart such as trans-vaginal inspections and gay bashing, but neither does he address any of the Commonwealth’s problems such as road congestion, K-12 school performance and spending, competition between coal and the increase of shale derived natural gas, and how the state will be affected by the sure-to-come large defense cuts. Instead, Cuccinelli presents himself as a knight in defense of Virginia against its biggest threat, not international terrorism or cheap Chinese imports, but the government of the United States of America, especially the Affordable Health Care Act and the Environmental Protection Agency.

In tackling complex issues such as health care and the environment one would expect a tome full of scientific, economic,  and political analysis appropriately footnoted and explained to support his arguments. Ken opines on all these issues without a footnote, end note or bibliography. The Cuccinelli Doctrine of research states, “If Ken says it, it must be true.”

The tone of the work is set literally within the first few pages. On the second page he states: “I call the biggest set of lawbreakers in America the Obama administration.” Attempts to criminalize the political opposition is a tactic often practiced by dictatorships of the Right or Left. As a self-proclaimed defender of the Constitution,  Cuccincelli must know that the Constitution provides impeachment in the case of a President who breaks the law. If Ken is correct why haven’t the Republicans in the House of Representatives voted articles of impeachment against Obama. Wild and inflammatory accusations such as this often leads to unpleasant political outcomes.

Cuccinelli often refers to the Declaration of Independence as giving rights.  As every high school student who has labored through a Government class knows, it does not. The Declaration is a statement of the Enlightenment idea of natural rights and then argues that, as George III has broken these rules, the colonists have a right to revolt. I am surprised that the top legal official of the state would make such an error.

Cuccinelli is obsessed with his critics and his vile condemnations go well beyond acceptable political discourse. He references an article written by Thomas Friedman of the New York Times as a glowing endorsement of one-party rule in Communist China. In a revival of the McCarthyism of the 1950′s. the Attorney General claims that Friedman praised Chinese Communism by writing:

“One party autocracy certainly has its drawbacks, but when it is led by a reasonably enlightened group as China is today, it can have great advantages.”

Thanks to the old teacher trick of Googling a suspicious passage, I was able to find the article that caught the General’s fancy. Needless to say,  Cuccinelli did not quote the content accurately and simply lied about its intent.

The article to which the “Cooch”refers was published on September 9, 2009, in the New York Times.  Far from being the “longing” for a Chinese Communist-style government as Ken states in his book , it is a plea for more participation by the opposition  party in the debate on two important issues. Friedman states:

“One party democracy is worse. The fact is on both energy/climate and health care legislation only the Democrats are really playing. With few notable exceptions, the Republican Party is standing, with arms folded, saying “No.”

What’s the source for your defilement of Mr. Friedman’s character,  Mr. Attorney General??

Cuccinelli, who writes that the only reason for a social safety net is to make citizens dependent on government,  thus assuring the reelection of certain politicians. Continuing this line of logic,  he states that several popular sections of the Affordable Health Care Act came into force simply to placate the electorate. Ken states that one of these was a provision preventing private insurers from discriminating against those with pre-existing conditions.  He states that this is a good way to put private sector insurance companies out of business.

Ken has told another whopper.  The Act provided for a Federal program for those with pre-existing conditions for those who had been without insurance for 6 months.  The requirement that does away with discrimination against those with pre-existing conditions takes effect in January 2014 when the pool is expanded to include everyone.  Companies will be able to discriminate on the basis of age.

Cuccinelli believes that the Health Act is a plan by the Administration to bankrupt private insurance companies so that the government can gain total control of 17% of the GDP.  Apparently those closet-Communists on Wall Street fail to agree:  stock markets are mechanisms to present-value future earnings. Wellpoint, the parent of Richmond-based Anthem, traded as high as $75 per share in 2008 and closed at $62.70 on Friday, February 15th while United Health which was in the mid-$30′s in 2008  ended that day at $57.32.  I guess the Marxist-Leninist traders on the NYSE have another idea about Obama’s plans.

Cuccinelli’s battles with the EPA are a further demonstration over science and economics.  He conveniently forgets to mention his suit against a climate-change scientist at UVA.  In the Attorney General’s world, the right of free speech must yield to ideology.  The Attorney General must have stopped at the Preamble because that is in the First Amendment.

Mr. Cuccinelli is worried about his reputation.  He is offended that some in the press call him a proponent of nullification, but he is simply bubbly in his praise of Virginia’s Health Care Freedom Act.  A quick glance at Bob Marshall’s website indicates that “no Law shall interfere with the right to purchase … or to decline to contract” for health care.  So the Supreme Court says that the Affordable Care and the individual mandate are Constitutional  but in Virginia the State Government legislates that it is legal to avoid the law and its penalties.  Maybe in his next book Ken will give us a new definition of selective nullification.

Cuccinelli’s book confirms that he is unfit to serve in elected office.  He is a practitioner of politics at its lowest level of integrity. His political ancestors include John C. Calhoun, Joseph McCarthy, and J. Lindsey Almond.  Hopefully, the Republicans will have a second look and nominate a true Conservative grounded in ethics and in touch with reality.

– Les Schreiber

Cuccinelli on Health Care Reform

Primum non nocere

by James A. Bacon

In his book “The Last Line of Defense,” Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli delineates his constitutional views as the state’s top lawyer and he opines on the philosophical principles that undergird his approach to public policy. But he provides few specifics on how he, as the presumed Republican candidate for governor this year, would govern if elected. Laying out a campaign platform was not his intention, of course,  as the book is not a campaign document but a description of how he and other Republican AGs fought the Obama administration’s unconstitutional erosion of state sovereignty.

However, we do get a glimpse of Cuccinelli’s thinking in one realm, that of health care. Because so much of his book is devoted to his legal battle against the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (Obamacare), Cuccinelli digresses briefly to discuss how to reform Virginia’s health care system if Obamacare were rendered ineffective by state action (by opting out of the Medicaid expansion and the set-up of a health insurance exchange).

As it happens, Cuccinelli’s views on the subject coincide largely with my own: First do no harm. The current system of health care in the United States is a mess, he writes. But the answer is not giving government more power. In effect he subscribes to Bacon’s axiom of political reform: Before you create new laws, regulations and programs to fix what’s broke, un-do the laws, regulations and programs that broke it in the first place.

The book treats us to no more than a bullet-point description of Cuccinelli’s market-based remedies but the proposals are suggestive. At the federal level, the AG would allow the purchase of insurance across state lines, give individuals who purchase their own insurance the same tax status as employees who purchase it through their employers, and incentivize the use of Health Savings Accounts.

That’s all fine and good (and pretty standard fare), but the governor of Virginia doesn’t have much influence over federal law. Within the realm that governors can control, Cuccinelli would:

  • Roll back the mandated benefits required for the purchase of private insurance plans;
  • Eliminate restrictions against the purchase of health insurance across state lines (presumably by means of interstate pacts);
  • Require transparency in pricing without which it is difficult for consumers to exert meaningful influence in health care markets; and
  • Put caps on malpractice liability.

I am comfortable with the first three measures but believe the fourth to be superfluous in Virginia, given the fact that the commonwealth’s malpractice laws are pretty reasonable to begin with. Also, I believe the list of needed reforms is only partial. Others include: (1) The state should create more than transparency for prices, it needs to create transparency for risk-adjusted medical outcomes, too; (2) the state should eliminate Certificates of Public Need, which restrict competition between health providers; (3) the governor should use his bully pulpit to encourage (not coerce) hospitals, physicians and other providers to embrace best practices that boost productivity and improve the quality of medical outcomes; and (4) the governor should establish the goal (a tall order, admittedly) of making Virginia the healthiest state in the country by means of such strategies, highlighted on this blog, as creating more walkable/bikeable communities, encouraging the consumption of more nutritious food, and working ceaselessly towards the goals of cleaner water and cleaner air.

I don’t sense that Cuccinelli has given these matters anywhere same the amount of thought that he has to the constitutional issues arising from Obamacare. But if he wants to govern well – and persuade others that he can govern well – he would be well advised to flesh out his ideas.

A Book from the Man Who Was Tea Party before There Was a Tea Party

By James A. Bacon

If you’re doing opposition research on Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli and you’re looking for evidence of a wild-eyed culture warrior, you’ll find thin gruel in his new book, “The Last Line of Defense,” co-written with his communications director Brian Gottstein. The book chronicles the struggle of the AG and his conservative peers in other states against the Obama administration’s unconstitutional power grabs in pursuit of an expansive, big-government agenda. Abortion, gay rights and other culture-war touchstones make no appearance.

Instead, describing the Obama administration as “the biggest set of lawbreakers in America,” the book soberly develops the argument that President Obama has repeatedly violated the United States Constitution in pursuit of its goals in health care, global warming, labor relations and net neutrality.

“No other president, no other administration has had such a willful disregard for the law,” writes Cuccinelli. He elaborates:

The Obama administration aggressively used administrative agencies like the [Environmental Protection Agency, the National Labor Relations Board and the Federal Communications Commission] and their unelected bureaucrats to accomplish policy objectives that the people’s elected representatives in Congress wouldn’t even approve. President Obama and his appointees time and time again ignored any limit to their power that they found inconvenient – federal laws, binding rulings of federal courts, and the Constitution – all to make government work in ways they couldn’t achieve through the democratic process.

In the book, Cuccinelli promises an inside look at those legal conflicts. In clear, concise language, he explains the concepts of enumerated powers, checks and balances and the co-sovereignty of federal and state governments as they apply to Obamacare and other initiatives, and he spells out the legal logic behind the succession of lawsuits and appeals that he and others filed in opposition. Along the way, he makes occasional forays into policy questions – what “should be” as opposed to what is “legal.”

Political junkies will be disappointed. Cuccinelli offers few anecdotes and has next to nothing to say about the political personalities involved. (One of the few tangible details to be found in the book is a brief description of how newsrooms and Democratic Party operatives deluged the AG’s office office with Freedom of Information Act requests seeking to determine how much money the office had spent on the Obamacare legal challenge. The apparent hope was to advance the Democrats’ claim that Cuccinelli was squandering taxpayer dollars. As it happened, the AG’s office hired no outside counsel and incurred expenses of only $22,000 over two-and-a-half years, mostly on filing fees, transcription fees, copying costs and postage.)

While some of Cuccinelli’s combativeness comes through, he remains mostly a cipher throughout the book. What we learn of him, we must deduce from the tone of his narrative. The Cooch does not come across as a back-slapping pol of the Joe Biden variety, full of engaging yarns and bonhomie. He does not engage in ad hominem attacks, labeling foes as extremists, whack-jobs, kooks or the demon seed of Ba’al, as his critics are inclined to do to him. Instead, Cuccinelli picks fights over principle, and the lodestar guiding his actions is his belief in a strict constructionist interpretation of the Constitution of the United States.

Almost to the point of seeming bloodless, Cuccinelli engages his foes in the realm of law and ideas. One might respond that characterizing the Obama team as “lawbreakers” is invective but, in fact, it is not. He builds a case supported by a broad body of facts and constitutional theory to document his case. You may disagree with his interpretation but you cannot dismiss it as a careless slur.

In the sole departure from a civil tone that I could glean, Cuccinelli does have harsh words for the media: “I take many in the media to task in this book: those who deliberately distorted the truth in their stories (okay, this is a euphemism; actually they outright lied), those who only told half the facts (the facts that supported their world view), those who advocated for big government regardless of the consequences, and those who couldn’t help but be openly hostile in their interviews with me.”

It would have strengthened his case if he had backed up those accusations with specifics. I suspect he would have had no difficulty in doing so. Real-life anecdotes would have made good reading, and they would have highlighted the fact that “The Last Line of Defense” recounts an important untold story that the media chose not to tell:

My colleagues and I shifted the paradigm for what was expected of Republican state attorneys general. When I was elected, Texas was the only state I knew of that had some kind of standard review of laws and regulations that were considered federalism threats. We adopted that mold in Virginia and put such scrutiny on steroids.

In other words, the media have been blind to one of the most important political stories of the past four years – the emergence of Republican state attorneys general as a counterweight to President Obama’s aggressive assertion of federal power. Instead, Americans were treated to coverage that treated the AG lawsuits as epiphenomena of no great or lasting significance.

“The Last Line of Defense” is well worth reading for that reason alone. The book also provides insights into how Cuccinelli, the presumed Republican nominee for governor in the 2013 election, would govern the state, if elected. He has not backed off one iota from his self-identification as a partisan of the Tea Party movement. One can infer the book that a Governor Cuccinelli would use the powers of office to fight further erosion of Virginia state sovereignty, oppose further expansion of the welfare state (including Medicaid and the Obamacare health-care exchanges), and seek market-based reforms to make health care more affordable.

On the other hand, if your interest is simply to dredge “The Last Line of Defense” in search of wild and intemperate remarks, as seems to be the case from some early reviews of the book, save yourself the time. You won’t find anything to titillate you here.

Update: If you think Cuccinelli is exaggerating by accusing the Obama administration as acting as if there were no limits to presidential authority, read this Boomberg article published today: “When President Barack Obama delivers his State of the Union address on Tuesday night, the biggest question he’ll face will be how to get an ambitious second-term agenda through a divided Congress. The answer: Go around it. On climate change, gun control, gay rights, and even immigration, the White House has signaled a willingness to circumvent lawmakers through the use of presidential power.”

Cuccinelli visits UVa and evades the issues

Road trip!  Gubernatorial candidate, Attorney General and budding author Ken Cuccinelli visited the University of Virginia this week at the invitation of well known professor Larry Sabato.  Reports from those on the scene indicate that Mr. Cuccinelli spent most of his time dancing around the issues rather than presenting any coherent plans.

Just say maybe.  Asked about the possibility of Virginia legalizing marijuana, Cuccinell had this to say, “I’m not sure about Virginia’s future [in terms of marijuana legalization], but I and a lot of people are watching Colorado and Washington to see how it plays out.” How enlightening.  In the spirit of colleges and multiple choice tests, let’s see if we can help Mr. Cuccinelli organize his thoughts.  Mr. Cuccinelli, please select either a) or b) – “I a) support, b) oppose a ballot initiative for Virginians to decide whether marijuana should be legalized in the state.” Please note, there is no option to pick “both” or “none of the above” for this question.

In a glass house with a bag of rocks.  Having said exactly nothing in response to the question of legalizing marijuana Mr. Cuccinelli moved onto the matter of economic development.  From the Cavalier Daily article, “Cuccinelli criticized Virginia gubernatorial candidate Terry McAuliffe, the likely Democratic nominee. He said McAuliffe had failed to take a strong stance on economic policy.  ’In my opponent’s economic proposals he’s talked more about taxes,’ Cuccinelli said. ‘When the economy is in the kind of state it is in, we want to be careful with that.’  Cuccinelli thinks McAuliffe has failed to take a strong stand on economic development? One assumes that Cuccinelli must have a strong position on this matter.  Apparently not.  A visit to the Cuccinelli for Governor web site brings us to the Issues tab.  That tab has the following categories:  The Constitution and Liberty, Healthcare, Life, Immigration, Taxes & Spending, 2nd Amendment.  It seems economic policy didn’t make the cut of major issues for Mr. Cuccinelli.  Maybe there’s something under Taxes & Spending?  ”As Governor, Ken will continue to support a free market environment for starting and growing business in the Commonwealth, including using his political influence to fight tax increases.”  Free market good, taxes bad.  That’s it?  Time for a “yes” or “no” question.  Mr. Cuccinelli, if you were Governor right now would you veto the proposed legislation allowing jurisdictions in Tideater and NoVa to impose up to a 1% income tax without a voter referendum?  Again, Mr. Cuccinelli, that’s either “yes” or “no”.

Mann oh Mann.  Mr. Cuccinelli, an alumnus of the University of Virginia, visited the University of Virginia and “forgot” to mention his two year legal battle against the University of Virginia in regard to Prof. Michael Mann’s research at the University of Virginia.  Perhaps Mr. Cuccinelli should have tied a ribbon around his finger to help him remember his nationally reported legal battle with the university he was visiting. Mr. Cuccinelli, if you ever address a LGBT group you may need all of your fingers for ribbons.

Motherhood, apple pie and college tuition.  Again, from the Cavalier Daily article, “One concern I have is pricing higher education out of the reach of middle class families,” Cuccinelli said. “Making sure students can access an education … and that’s tied into financial stability.”  That’s super helpful, Ken.  Heck, people might vote for you based on that pithy and insightful comment alone.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.  Ken Cuccinelli’s campaign to date has been a train wreak.  He’s refused to honor thirty years of precedent by resigning from his position as Attorney General in order to campaign for governor.  He’s publishing a book that, among other things, takes public swimming pools to task for competing with private physical fitness enterprises (page 240).  Now, he’s bumbling across the state belching great gusts of hot air rather than saying anything concrete about his position on the issues affecting Virginians.  Cuccinelli is widely reported to be a shrewd, brilliant and cunning politician.  So far, he seems a lot more like the Great and Powerful Oz than the savior of the Republican Party.

DJ Rippert

Inside Kenneth’s Head

Ken, meet Herman.  Back in the early 90s there was a short-lived sitcom on Fox called Herman’s Head.  In this generally forgettable show a man named Herman faced the vagaries of life while four other actors portrayed the various voices speaking to Herman inside his head.  Theoretically, the show was funny because you could watch the voices talk to Herman as he decided what to say and do.  Ken Cuccinelli’s decision to publish a book of his thoughts on America and American politics has me wondering about the voices inside Kenneth’s head.  What voices are telling Mr. Cuccinelli that a political book is a good way to kick off a campaign for governor?  What arguments do the voices make to convince Ken that using a book to (presumably) move further to the right is a good idea in a state that just voted for Barack Obama?  Who are the voices and what are they saying?

What a character.  In the original “Herman’s Head” show, the voices were portrayed by characters named angel, genius, wimp and animal.  In this new version of the show, to be reprised as “Inside Kenneth’s Head”, the voices will be portrayed by characters dubbed Mirror, Prince William, Dubya and Einstein.  The new show is far from finished and is scheduled to be pitched to Fox (who else?) in the near future.  However, the first episode entitled “Throw the Book at ‘Em” is done.  In this inaugural episode the four voices counsel Kenneth on the wisdom of writing a book in the middle of a campaign.

Mirror (portrayed by Karl Rove).  “Let’s be honest Ken, you never met a mirror you didn’t like.  And for good reason!  Behind your Adonis like face is a Fort Knox brain.  Full of gold!  You need to let that gold flow through your fingers onto the keyboard and into history.  The hell with the Pulitzer Prize, this book is going to be the next chapter added to the King James Bible.”

Prince William (portrayed by Bob Marshall).  “Agenda 21 is coming.  Obama’s death panels are being formed as we speak.  Hillary will be elected the next president using computer viruses in the voting machines.  Worse yet, Joe Biden is being set up to become NFL commissioner.  We have to stop this, Kenneth.  We need a book.  A book that will cause the invisible majority to rise up with pitchforks, torches and large-magazine assault weapons!  Otherwise, nothing will stop them.  We will become their servants.”

Dubya (portrayed by Rodney Dangerfield).  ”Kenny, you don’t get no respect.  You try to deny health coverage to the gay partners of state employees and whadda you get?  Some ‘law’ thrown in your face like a banana cream pie.  Hey, it’s not like you’re the Attorney General or nothin’.  And that McDonnell guy.  Who does he think he is?  You know what you need?  A book.  McDonnell don’t got no book and he’s already been governor.  Yeah, that’s the ticket – a book.  That’ll get you some respect.”

Einstein (portrayed by Ronald Reagan).  “Well Kenneth … I’m glad to see all the good things you’ve been doing since I’ve been gone.  And now you’re running for governor.  Well, well.  I ran for governor once.  People said I was a B list actor without any practical ideas.  They said I never created a job or met a payroll.  And they were right.  Worse yet, my opponent had a lot of real world experience and a lot of practical ideas.  Mommy and I were wondering what to do when an idea hit me.  I’ll switch opponents.  I’ll run against ’government’ rather than a person.  Heck, I couldn’t have beaten my human opponent.  So, I wrote some speeches and hit the campaign trail running against ‘government’.  Everybody forgot I was a radical.  You can do the same thing.  Just one thing, Kenneth, I don’t want to be mean but I’ve heard you speak in public.  Maybe a book?”

The missing voice.  Cuccinelli’s book will be available to the general public next week.  In the meantime, a number of media outlets received an advance copy.  Politico received a copy and wrote a synopsis.  One of the most telling comments involved Cuccinelli’s disinterest in Bob McDonnell.  “Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell is only mentioned once in the book, in the context  of signing a state law to oppose mandates in March 2010. He is not thanked in  the acknowledgements. By contrast, James Madison is cited 11 times and Thomas  Jefferson comes up nine times.”

Hey Ken – you might want to add the very popular sitting governor’s voice to the cacophony inside your head.  He might have said, “A book?  Now?  Have you lost your mind?”

– DJ Rippert