No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Barnie Day


 

 

 

Notes from the Sausage Factory

From the Introduction:
This crazy, lovely river


 

The great Dorothy Parker said writing is easy.[i]  You just sit at a clean sheet of paper until beads of blood pop out on your forehead. There is blood here, and sweat. And there is passion. You will feel the heat of it as you read these commentaries.

 

Just when it seems the bloggers will chase the essayists from the field, the SAT, that bane/boon mother of all college entrance exams, has added an essay component. Will Vehrs has a good piece here on why we’re likely to lose this form. It is the flip-side of Frosty Landon’s love-hate relationship with this monster called the “Internet."

 

This book came together like one of those spur-of-the-moment cookouts that begin in casual conversation and in twenty minutes turns into three hundred caterwauling people in your backyard.  There are names here you will recognize and, perhaps, some not so familiar. Be sure to look up Joe Bageant’s post from Burt’s Westside Tavern. He makes even good writers want to quit the trade and take up bricklaying.

 

Editing is an invisible art—to writing what blackberry brandy was to the pound cakes my grandmother made at Christmastime. A spoonful or two drizzled along the outer edge didn’t change the nature or the being of the cake, and certainly not the meaning, but it did raise it to something exquisite and sharp and wonderful.  This project benefited from the enormous talent and hard, hard work of Becky Dale, a gifted editor.

 

I express gratitude to Larry Sabato and his staff at the University of Virginia’s Center for Politics; to Bill Wood, director of the Sorensen Institute for Political Leadership at the University of Virginia; and to Bob O’Neil, director of the Thomas Jefferson Center for Free Expression at the University of Virginia. They lashed the horses of encouragement.

 

My thanks to Barbara Regen, a discerning reader-with-a-pencil. There is not a better eye, nor better reader’s ear, in all of Virginia. My friends Chip Woodrum and Jay DeBoer acted as a sounding board start to finish. Consider suicide before challenging them on word usage.

 

Without Marianne Raymond, at Brunswick Books, the dump-truck load of material distilled here would, no-doubt, still be in the truck, and maybe headed for the dump.

 

Why politics? Why commentary? Why a book like this? I don’t have a good answer for that, except this: brick throwers need books, too. As columnists, as commentators, we throw words now, but I promise you not one of us, as children, could pass a hornet’s nest without throwing something at it. It’s the way God made us. Bricks were always my favorite.  A brick-throwing habit acquired early is a hard thing to break.

 

The early curiosity I developed for politics began—like so many interests did for me—with newspapers.  Virginia has a rich and varied print media and most of the material gathered here originally appeared in one or more of the state’s great news papers. I am grateful to all of them for the reprint permissions they granted this project.

 

The organization, or seeming lack thereof, found here, is entirely subjective, hostage to the same set of bias filters that governed which submissions made the inclusion cut and which did not. In two words: I decided. And, of course, I must—and do—take the blame for any blunders. The date of first publication appears at the top right corner of each piece; the holder of the copyright appears at the end. All are used here with the generous permission of their owners.  We have included an extensive index and a not-quite-so-extensive series of end notes.

 

On most days, I would instantly plead guilty to any charge of partisanship—and to a whole range of assorted lesser crimes—but not on this project. On this project, I am certain that even an all-Republican  jury would acquit me. I have done my best to make this work as balanced as can be—with one exception. I have not given proper credit to the good folks who actually make government meaningful to us, who make it run. Of course I mean the state employees.  They number about a hundred thousand. If I wore a hat, I’d take it off and tip it to each and every one of them.

 

Which brings me to a thing you must know about the contributors, the talented folks who wrote this book: It is theirs and theirs alone. They have done this work  They have popped these beads of blood for you. I admire them all and thank every one of them.  My step has a little higher spring when I am in their company.

 

Lest I forget, there is hidden in this book a few encrypted trivia questions. Let’s call it “The DeBoer Code.” All have the commonality of Virginia politics. The first question is this: Czq oyled mmzc D. Dpwclsn yt “D” pse dpzo elsh? There are clues to The DeBoer Code: Leonardo was known for this. “Eleven” is significant. Play it, or count it, forward. It’s all in a name. Of course, the answer to this one is “Wleetad.” You have the first one now. All you have to do is translate the answer and  look for all the others.  If you break this code, if, per chance, you should divine the answers to these questions, send me a note.  I will add your name to the list of bright, bright people I know.

 

There are things here that will make you laugh, and some that will sadden you. But politics is like that.  The process is like a river. It is ceaseless and ever changing—slow, placid one minute, running with the exhilaration and recklessness of a colt the next—even as you watch it. The best one can do, on a good day, is to snap-shot an instant of it.

 

As you read through this collection, as you examine this mosaic of snapshots, I hope you might find some better understanding, some new appreciation for this crazy, lovely river that is Virginia politics, and for these good river keepers who watch it for you.

 

Barnie Day

Meadows of Dan, Virginia  

bkday@swva.net

 


[i] Dorothy Parker is best known for her short stories, though she was also a writer of film scripts and covered the Spanish Civil War as a journalist. She was a staffer at Vanity Fair and The New Yorker. A member of the so-called "Round Table" at New York's Algonquin Hotel, she published several short story collections in the 1920s and 1930s. She is perhaps best remembered for her story, "Big Blond."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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