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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: Barnie Day


 

 
 

Barnie Day has degrees from UNC-Chapel Hill and Duke, prefers dirt road living (on a small farm in Meadows of Dan), and served, unremarkably, for a few years in the House of Delegates. His habits run to NPR and horses, cigars and The New Yorker, low-stakes cards, Jack Daniels, and Andy Griffith re-runs.

 

He writes political commentaries for the Roanoke Times (Mondays, at www.roanoke.com), the Newport News Daily Press (Sundays), the Augusta Free Press, the Fauquier Citizen, in Warrenton, and The Enterprise, in Stuart. Some people read them.

 

Core beliefs? Two. The right word is worth a thousand pictures. No good deed goes unpunished. 

 


 

Columns

 

July 7: Bubba Believes in Religion (and other true facts).

 

March 24: Juice Junkies. The Day household is addicted to electricity. Our careless consumption has consequences beyond the light bill: pollution, mountaintop removal and greenhouse gases among them. 

 

January 28: A Matter of Exquisite Balance. In a world where the only constant is change, the State Corporation Commission is the keeper of economic balance in Virginia. A judgeship is open, and I would like to fill it.

 

- 2007 -

 

March 19: Politics with a Capital "P". The Republicans' transportation bill is a farce but fighting it is a political loser. Gov. Kaine ought to sign it and move on to other issues.

 

March 5: Never Better. Parkinsons is a slow-motion crippler and killer. But the disease has given me an appreciation of what is truly good in life.

 

- 2006 -

 

October 23: Lighting a Fire Under the Mule. Barnie Day planned to deliver this speech to a Sorenson Institute event earlier this month, but the program changed. Rather than waste a perfectly good speech, he shared it with Bacon's Rebellion

 

February 3: No Magic Beans. The shell building approach to economic development is obsolete. Communities like Martinsville must look to education, entrepreneurship and unconventional assets.

 

- 2005 -

 

December 12: The Advance. Republicans have a lot to think about when they lick their wounds at the Homestead this weekend. A little friendly advice: Think fiscal responsibility.

 

November 28: Let's Keep'em Both. Who needs good sportsmanship? Losing stinks! With the election so close between Bob McDonnell and Creigh Deeds, why not make everyone happy? 

 

November 28: In Politics "Winning" is Relative. The McDonnell-Deeds race for attorney general will likely go down as the closest statewide race in Virginia history.

 

November 28: Yoda, Without the Ears. Bill Leighty, who deserves much of the credit for the Warner administration's success, will help ensure that the Kaine administration delivers four more years of the same.

 

November 14: Just Say "No". Hey, Growth Control Freaks, here's a way to cut down on all that congestion in Northern Virginia -- stop recruiting so many new jobs! Turn off the economic development machine!

 

November 14: Give the Guy Some Credit. The morning-after pundits are attributing Tim Kaine's victory over Jerry Kilgore to everybody and everything but Tim Kaine himself. Fact is, the Timster ran a darn smart campaign.

 

October 31: It All Depends on your Perspective. Constitutions are wonderful things. Let us just remember that they're written by the powerful.

 

October 17: Wake Up and Smell the Coffee. Contrary to the view in some quarters, government isn't the problem -- it's the solution. Only government can invest in education, transportation and other critical infrastructure.

 

October 17: Jingle in Our Pocket. That "huge" state budget surplus you hear about amounts to a couple of pennies on the dollar. It's not a big deal.

 

October 3: "Take Me Now, Lord,  I Don't Want to See No More". That was the week that was -- in quotations.

 

October 3: Political Imperatives in 2006. It's time for General Assembly Republicans to get serious about governing -- and time for Democrats to stop bailing them out from their mistakes.

 

September 19: The Big Lie in the Big Easy. The Bush administration failed New Orleans and thousands of people died. It's time for accountability, not spin control.

 

September 19: Lock-Box These Campaigns! Sound bites and e-mail blasts are no substitute for serious thought. Virginians deserve better from their gubernatorial candidates.

 

September 5: The M&M Factor. Virginia normally leans Republican. But the 2005 election isn't normal. Electoral Math + Mark Warner tips the odds to Tim Kaine.

 

September 5: Baliles Weighs In. Former Gov. Jerry Baliles has altered the terms of the transportation debate with a bold new proposal: Raise $1 billion a year through tolls on Virginia Interstates.

 

August 23: The Sprint to November. A 10-Point Survivor's Guide to the Winner's Circle

 

August 23: Hard Times. Richmond, 1865.... Henrico, 2005... The barbarian still lurks within us.

 

August 8: Reading the Mason-Dixon Poll. Mark Warner is the most popular governor in the history of the Mason Dixon poll, and voters aren't buying the GOP flat-earth agenda. Things are looking up for Tim Kaine.

 

July 25: Short-Changing Virginia's Vets. Virginia's 90,000 veterans receive lower disability benefits than their counterparts in 49 other states. Someone needs to hold Washington accountable.

 

July 11: Where There's Smoke... MZM, the Washington-based security contractor in hot water with the feds, has extensive ties to Virginia Republicans. Who knows where the threads will lead to?

 

July 11: The Debate Debate. Jerry Kilgore is making a fatal mistake refusing to debate Russ Potts. Love him or hate him, Potts is a legitimate candidate, and it makes Kilgore look weak to avoid him.

 

June 20: Who Will Wear Warner's Cloak? The lesson of last week's election was simple: Voters want pragmatic politicians, like Mark Warner, who govern from the center. The big question now: Who will succeed him?

 

June 6: Is This a Great State, or What? The really consequential votes in the June 14 primary will take place in the GOP primary. Democrats can rig the outcome to help in November's general election.

 

June 6: Memorial Day by the Numbers. Over the years, more than 1.2 million American soldiers paid the ultimate price. On Memorial Day we salute them.

 

May 23: Elegant, Exquisite Judgment. Tim Sullivan was a great university president. William and Mary will miss him. So will we.

 

May 23: Out of the Gas and Dust... The amorphous gubernatorial campaign seems to be coalescing around one big issue: Do Virginians really want government by referendum? 

 

May 9: Too Many Ex-Governors. What a waste. You give a governor expensive, on-the-job training and he's gone in four years.  Then what does he do with himself?

 

May 9: Ritualized Hunting. Does Virginia's constitutional right to "hunt" cover the right to sling lead at flying clay targets? The shaking of sticks and hurling of epithets has already begun.

 

April 25: The Hammer. You can tell a lot about a person by the friends he keeps. Makes you wonder why Del. Jeff Frederick, R-Woodbridge, isn't distancing himself from ethically challenged Tom Delay.

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April 25: Can We Talk? Tim, Jerry, a word of advice: Run your gubernatorial campaigns like grown-ups.

 

April 11: A Yearning for Larger Times. A communique from Alan Diamonstein reminds us of the great issues that Virginians once grappled with.

 

April 11: Readin’, ’Ritin’ and Recklessness. Jerry Kilgore's educational prescriptions just don't add up.

 

March 28: The Cow at the Stoplight. Where have I seen that look of cud-chewing vapidity before? There's something vaguely...  Republican... about it.

 

March 28: A Primer for the Feeble Minded. It's spring, the campaign season. You'll hear a lot of nonsense about local government spending and taxes. Tape this column to your refrigerator.

 

March 14: In a Game He Understands. By declaring his independent candidacy for governor, Russ Potts has infuriated the flat-earth wing of the GOP. Nothing could help him more.

 

February 28: Amendamania. Legislators have filed an unprecedented 76 amendments to the state constitution this session. Someone needs to rein them in.

 

February 28: In the End... Virginia has survived another session of the General Assembly. All things considered, it wasn't a bad year.

 

February 14: Brother, Can You Spare a Dime? With a budget surplus looming, Virginia legislators are abandoning all fiscal restraint. Big winners could include beekeepers and Japanese snails.

 

February 14: What Political Columnists Do. We talk, we write, we revel in the power of words.

 

January 31: This One Will Save Lives. HB 2742 will save thousands of lives by requiring 15 aging coal-fired power plants to install modern pollution controls. 

 

January 31: Gilmore's Ghost. Bill Howell can't get traction on any of his other issues, so he's trotted out a frightful oldie--completing the phase-out of the car tax.

 

January 17: The Show. The General Assembly is in session -- a time when otherwise respectable people don clown ears and run around honking their horns. 

 

January 17: Bryant Walks the Plank. The GOP majority in the General Assembly is big enough to engender intra-party factionalism and payback, as Preston Bryant discovered after backing last year's tax increases.

 

January 4: Those Schizoid Republicans. One political party, multiple personalities... Can you say, "Play Misty for Me"?

 

January 4: What's Warner Gonna Do? Mark Warner says he just wants to do a good job as governor of Virginia. But a lot of smart people are looking down the road to 2008.

 

- 2004 -

 

December 13: Weighing the Pig. The idea of launching a "Marshall Plan for Transportation" has its limitations, but you have to give Steve Baril credit for taking the lead on transportation funding when no one else will.

 

December 13: What's the Rush? Granting Virginia's "Big Three" universities charter status would make them less accountable to the public. Such an irrevocable step needs to be thoroughly debated.

 

November 29: Faith and Values. Barnie Day offers some friendly advice to the Rev. Jerry Falwell on how to staff his Faith and Values Coalition.

 

November 29: Gawwwn But Not Forgotten. They don't make 'em like Hardaway Marks anymore. 

 

November 15: He's Baaack! Coming out of political retirement, Doug Wilder is back in the public spotlight as Richmond's new mayor -- with a mandate to kick butt and take names.

 

November 15: Zell Nation. You're right, Ross, the presidential election was all about "moral values" -- not war, terrorism, scandal, healthcare or the economy.

 

November 1: Fig Leaf Bait and Switch. Culpeper supervisors offered a novel justification for closing a meeting to the public: They wanted to get their stories straight. Incredibly, a judge bought it.

 

November 1: A Cheap Lesson, As Lessons Go. Score one for the Republicans: Gov. Warner deserved to get his hand slapped for the way he accounted for staff expenses. Now, get over it -- it's not a big deal.

 

October 14: Right Wingers Get One Right. Agreeing to pay Michael Moore $35,000 was an atrocious idea. The man can say whatever he wants -- but not on the state's dime.

 

October 14: Ham-Handed in Lynchburg. Lynchburg College has confiscated all copies of the student-run newspaper. The 1st Amendment doesn't cover private colleges, but I've got a plan...

 

October 4: Letter to Jim Gilmore. Frankly, Virginia Republicans have been a mess since you left. Who else but you can put the pieces back together again? 

 

October 4: Huntah. Hunter Andrews was vain and quick-tempered, but also principled, brilliant and a undisputed master of the Virginia state budget. His legend will live long after he's gone.

 

September 20: Limiting Out on Opening Day. Me and Ol' Dawg Are Done.

 

September 20: The System Was Blinking Red: Read the 9/11 Commission report and feel the rage. There were warning signs aplenty, but our leaders failed us.

 

September 7: Tuesday Morning Coming Down. Ruminations on Ed Schrock, Virginia's torrential rains and the Republican Party convention in New York.

 

August 23: A Memo to Kaine and Kilgore. I'm sorry, gentlemen, but when it comes to addressing Virginia's transportation needs, your platitudes just won't cut it.

 

August 23: A Second Letter to Kilgore. It's been a tough summer, hasn't it? That squabble with your mama... Electronic eavesdropping... The BIG money... Where do I begin?

 

August 9: What We're Up Against. Virginia faces a $100 billion - with a "b" - shortfall in transportation funding over the next 20 years. What do our presumptive gubernatorial candidates have to offer?

 

August 9: Paging Paul Harris. The Democrats unveiled a new African-American superstar, Barack Obama, at the national convention. A Virginia Republican, Paul Harris, could be his match.

 

July 26: 1957. It was simpler then. It was a time for heroes, a time of optimism, a time when vital truths were uttered. Pay heed, Mr. President.

 

July 26: The Marriage Thing. Marriage is a religious rite, not an institution that should be regulated by government. The traditional American family is in free-fall, and denying equal rights to gays won't change that.

 

July 12: "Sweet Spot" Government. Virginians don't want too much government or too little. The challenge of governing is doing a good job of providing basic services -- but no more.

 

July 12: Murmuring Margraves of Conservatism. The Democratic don of dialectical discourse tips his hat to the Richmond Times-Dispatch for its characterization of Del. Steve Landes.

 

July 12: Medicaid Realities, Tort Absurdities. Malpractice insurance and Medicaid reimbursements are pushing Virginia to the brink of a medical crisis.

 

June 21: A Letter to the Speaker. With all due respect, sir, how does the Republican Party propose to run on an anti-tax platform? Only eight House Republicans steadfastly held the line against taxes this past session.

 

June 21: Hope Against Hope. Jim Gilmore sounds like a man who wants to run for office again. If you're a Democrat, cross your fingers and pray that he does.

 

June 21: Biting the Hand. Their criticism of Virginia FREE puts William Howell and Morgan Griffith neck-and-neck in the running for the Dimwit Hall of Fame. VA FREE donates to Republicans two to one over Democrats.

 

June 7: Plain, Heathen Mischief. Looking for a good summer read? Pick up Martin Clark's novel about the escapades of renegade Roanoke minister Joel King.

 

June 7: Dream Team. Fresh after their recent legislative victory, state Democrats are savoring the next election. A wealth of talent could mean a strong ticket in '05.

 

May 24: We Were Liberated. What Brown vs. the Board of Education meant to a small-town North Carolina school 37 years ago.

 

May 10: Double Take. Excuse me, what just happened? The Republican legislature finally passed a budget but I'm getting cross-eyed trying to figure out what they did and why.

 

May 10: Common Sense. The best thing coming out the 2004 General Assembly was the cap on  car tax relief -- a subsidy for inefficient local government and a running sore on state finances.

 

April 26: Tsunami Coming! The warring tribes that call themselves the Virginia Republican Party had better settle their differences over taxes or else there could be a big shake-up at the polls.

 

April 12: Remember this Name. Will Inman. You'll see him on the cover of Sports Illustrated one day. But you read about this Danville pitching prodigy in this column first.

 

March 19: The Wall. The General Assembly could use a little help with its conflict resolution skills.

 

March 15: I Demand a Refund! You bunglers, you incompetents, you wattle-headed hens! Your empty, anti-tax ideology has embarrassed Virginia, made a mockery of the General Assembly and made you look the fool.

 

March 1: Outside the Hothouse and Looking In. Political junkies, it's time to lighten up: The fate of the world does not revolve around the tax reform debate in Richmond.

 

February 16: Thus Begins the Republican Descent. In an act of unparalleled arrogance, Republicans in the House of Delegates voted to exempt the legislature from the Freedom of Information Act.

 

February 2: Flat-Earth Society Rides Again. The fiscal geniuses who brought us the VDOT retirement fiasco and the state's largest budget shortfall are lining up to attack Gov. Warner's tax reform.

 

January 19: Only One Side Will Prevail. In Warner versus Howell, bet on Warner. The governor has two big advantages: the veto and John Chichester.

 

January 5: Got Milk? Virginia will always have milk in grocery stores, but it may not be long before we lose our dairy farms. The regulatory system supporting milk producers seems broken beyond repair.

 

- 2003 - 

 

December 15: A Christmas Letter to Jerry Kilgore. Santa Claus knows who's been naughty and nice. And, Jerry, I'm betting that the eavesdropping thing will get written down twice.

 

December 1: Warner Comes out Swinging. The governor's bold tax-reform proposal faces long odds in a legislature dominated by the GOP. But, if passed, it would fund his pro-education platform and bolster his national profile. 

 

November 14: Warner Hanging Tough. Look past the headlines about all the partisan wrangling and you'll realize that Mark Warner has accomplished a lot during his nearly three years in office.

 

November 3: Heads, Warner Wins; Tails, GOP Loses. Gov. Warner is in a no-lose position in the debate over tax reform.

 

November 3: Ham-Handed at Hampton. Hampton University's president had no justification for confiscating a recent edition of the school newspaper.  The sorry episode was a blatant violation of the First Amendment.

 

October 20: Gliding on Ice. Jerry Baliles makes the job of being an ex-governor look easy. When's he's not running Hunton & Williams' international legal practice, he's reshaping the airline industry or transforming education in Patrick County.

 

October 6: We’re Not Broke, Just Half-Assetted. Working hard to build your estate? If you discount your share of local, state and federal government debt, you’re not worth as much as you think.

 

September 25: Finger-wagging Partisan? Moi? Ross McKenzie's recent jab at me is best seen as a back-handed maneuver to distance himself, and the Times-Dispatch, from Bob McDonnell and the far right wing of the GOP.

 

                                       

 
 

 

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Barnie Day and Becky Dale, editors

 

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