Guest Column

Blue Dog Tales


 

All Hail the Choir Boy

 

Tim Kaine won the gubernatorial election by hiding his liberal agenda. The next four years are going to be ugly as the truth emerges.


 

Doggone it! The Blue Dog was so tired Election Day - with no doggie nap.

 

After working a 12-hour shift the previous night, I drove to the local VFW building and proceeded to cast my votes around 7:30 a.m. The Blue Dog was the 40th voter at the rural precinct located in Eastern Rockingham County. That's about the same average as a presidential race, a heavy turnout for the Elkton precinct.

 

A few Tim Kaine signs were not so strategically placed along the rural roadsides and polling station, while signs for the Republican candidate, Jerry Kilgore, dominated the precinct and countryside. Democratic attorney-general candidate Creigh Deeds had a good showing as well.

 

At the polls, a local Republican working the precinct chatted with the Dog about the weather and his recent political loss, but that's another story.

 

As far as our fair-weather Valley Democrats, they were AWOL at the polls - again and again and again. But what's new around here? The local Democrats are not known for manning polls in the Valley, but much more so for playing political possum with their neighbors and hiding their politics in the conservative Valley.

 

Cluck, cluck chicken or duck, duck, cooked goose!

 

The Blue Dog voted ... for two Republicans, one Democrat and one write-in that could be described as an independent-thinker and anti-tax conservative with my electronic ballot. But not in that voting order, err … maybe… perhaps...

 

The Blue Dog did not vote for candidates from Northern Virginia, liberal whiners, dysfunctional rhinos or half-baked candidates who run bogus campaigns based on religious demographics. Pray tell, because that's the truth.

 

The Blue Dog didn’t vote for the faith-based campaign. Holy Moses! Part those political seas.

 

The Blue Dog voted for the best candidate, and not the party label. About 1 p.m. Tuesday, a county election official told the Blue Dog that the voting was extremely heavy in the 26th House of Delegates district. Valley Liberals, conservatives and evangelicals were voting early and often in the district.

 

Was the Matt Lohr versus Lowell Fulk election going to be close? Not a chance, because Matt Lohr won handily! My sincere congrats to my former planning commission buddy, Lohr, who fought back an extremely negative campaign by local Valley Democrats.

 

Not to say, Mr. Fulk didn’t run a good and honest campaign. He also raised a ton of money - wow! That was impressive. Good press, great letters to the editor, and the door-to-door campaign was awesome. Lowell did an excellent job the second time around, but it wasn't enough. In October, he slipped, fell down and never recovered. More to the point, Fulk's decision to not debate Matt Lohr at the Valley Family Forum event had a chilling effect on evangelical conservative voters in the district. Democrat Fulk had two legitimate opportunities to debate. 'Nuff said.

 

The question of the day

 

Why did the gubernatorial election go sour for the GOP? Maybe the negative campaigning, you know.   Negative campaigning is often used to suppress the vote, driving down numbers with independent and swing voters. But negative campaigns don't usually swing votes to the other side of the political fence.   But did the negative campaign swing Republican votes to Kaine this time?

 

The death-penalty ads were not received well by the voting public, especially that Hitler fodder. That apparently was the difference on paper, but I really believe Warner's popularity was the key. Virginians love Mollycoddle.

 

Virginians love Gov. Mollycoddle for his tax hikes and citizen misinformation meetings and campaigns and not to forget his bleached blonde hairdo, which changes colors like the political seasons. Is it Just For Men?

 

The state election victory of Tim Kaine probably jumpstarted Mark Warner's 2008 presidential campaign. The Choir Boy owes him big time.

 

Did President George Bush's unpopularity hurt Republican Kilgore? Perhaps. Bush probably hurt Kilgore in the D.C. metro area, but our president is well respected and has cult-hero status amongst many rural Virginians, who support the war in Iraq and conservative rhetoric.

 

With two percent of the vote, the candidacy of Republican-turned-independent Russ Potts was mute; however, his candidacy has boosted his stature as a state senator. Look for Potts to reestablish his Republican base in the city of Winchester and northern sections of the Shenandoah Valley.

 

It's Russ or Bust!

 

However, the Blue Dog's nose senses Kilgore might have lost the campaign instead of winning due to the media's bias and public perception.

 

The negative articles on Kilgore in the liberal, tax-crazed mainstream media along with their multiple candidate endorsements for Democrat Kaine really hurt.

 

The fact that the Republican candidate had a squeaky Southern drawl, which stereotypically implies he is less educated and culturally deficient, played on old fears about backwoods Southern farmers and the cross-state rivalries between the haves and the have-nots of the Commonwealth of Virginia. Rural Virginians have never been treated with much respect by our Northern Virginia neighbors and receive less state funds. That's just an observation, if not a stone cold fact.

 

Personally, I thought Kilgore was a moderate GOP candidate with common-sense ideas. The Kilgore campaign was run professionally - with some great issues and good ideas - but it wasn't enough to counter Warner's popularity and coattails, which helped Tim Kaine to victory.

 

However, Kilgore is not a conservative anti-taxer, nor is he an evangelical crusader for the political right wing. That probably hurt him with his party base as core-voters stayed home, not bothering to vote and took a nap for the day.

 

zzz ...

 

Wake up, Doggie! Back to the column.

 

Versus Kaine, who hid his liberal political record and agenda during the gubernatorial campaign, which I have no doubt will "surface like a festering pimple on the verge of popping" in the next four years. It's going to be ugly and messy. Remember, I told you so and take cover.

 

Kaine has learned from one of the best political deceivers in the game, His Excellency the Mollycoddle, along with the liberal sycophants and Democratic handlers and Deaniac stooges that ran both their winning campaigns. Whatever! It's a victory for the Ds!

 

Congrats to Tim "The Choir Boy" Kaine. You deserve a Blue Dog dance!

 

Dog-Dance (n.): The useless and exaggerated activity a dog does when he sees the return of his human companions.

 

All hail The Choir Boy! His faith-based Excellency: Our governor-elect of Virginia and torchbearer of the Mollycoddle tax-and-spend legacy. All hail!Go forth, o Choir Boy, and pillage the state treasury for Democratic future votes!

 

Looks like I'll need to wear that Kilgore campaign-supplied secret decoder ring for the next four years. Because this Valley farm boy will be making conservative political hay with Gov.-elect Kaine’s liberal appointments and his legislative agenda and tax-and-spend schemes in the Commonwealth. Cha-cha-cha. Just remember, the Blue Dog columns are the spoils of political war.

 

So, it's best wishes to Democrat Tim Kaine, our governor-elect, for winning a hard-fought election against Republican Jerry Kilgore. Bravo, kudos and such.

 

The same can be said for the other winning local GOP candidates - Chris Saxman, Steve Landes, Todd Gilbert, Matt Lohr and Ben Cline! Who didn't even break a sweat during the election.

 

About the AG race between Deeds and Republican Bob McDonnell and Deeds: Don't read me wrong, because I like McDonnell. He's a military veteran, a good Christian and wonderful family man. He will be an excellent attorney general. However, I voted for Creigh Deeds for AG. He is the only statewide-elected Democrat who bothered to assist, contribute and mentor the Blue Dog during his campaign for the Virginia Senate.

 

The Blue Dog likes Deeds for his deeds. Creigh is one of the good guys!

 

To all the losing candidates, some advice a friend, a former state Democratic official, who wrote after my Senate loss in 2003:

 

"Whatever happens, I don't want you to be hurt or think less of the people ... believe me, you are the best guy in this race ... But the best guy doesn't always win...so I always tell candidates that at this stage of an election ... you need to prepare yourself for any outcome ... and whether joyful or painful, make sure people see the quality guy they saw on the campaign trail."

   - excerpt from Adventures in Warnerland, by Steven Sisson  

 

-- November 14, 2005

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Steven Sisson is a fiscally conservative, Mountain-Valley Democrat, party activist, columnist and serious amateur genealogist. His work is published in the Augusta Free Press  

His e-mail address is:

ValleyBlueDog@aol.com

 

Read his profile and back columns here.