Guest Column

Blue Dog Tales


 

Lost in Cyberspace

 

Dodging viruses and e-mail invective, the Blue Dog chronicles his growing addiction to political blogs.


 

It's a fact, 80 percent of today's younger generation receives news from the Internet.

 

A few months ago, The Washington Post wrote, "On-line views and visitor action is precisely measured, not a game of divination from print circulation. Technology is increasingly allowing us to synch our news or wirelessly receive it."

 

"Bloggers are slowly rendering the influence of weekly newspapers obsolete."

 

Printed newspapers are becoming dinosaurs. (Read more about it: "Is Print Dead? The Washington Post Ponders It".) Blog addiction is becoming more and more a fact of modern life.

 

In the case of several newer Web logs based in the Commonwealth, the blog is nothing more than an extension of the candidate's campaign Web page.

 

Like I said in a column last week (Looking for a few good blogs), some blogs are veiled and done anonymously ... and I say these politicos are hiding their identities for obvious reasons.

 

The Blue Dog requested information from multiple statewide bloggers about their Blogfodder entries.

 

Here's the Blue Dog's Golden Rule of Blogging: If you post the blog anonymously, the Blue Dog will question you anonymously - and I will respond in-kind with deadly cutting edge sarcasm.

 

I say ... please admit to your blog, or submit to blog criticism.

 

The curious questions I asked these political blog authors: Where is the blog page based - i.e. residency in the Commonwealth? What are your political issues? What is your party affiliation? And are you connected to a statewide candidate's campaign?

 

Some bloggers vehemently objected to the Dog's queries, and some responded truthfully ... while other only eviscerated the Blue Dog's integrity and political values.

 

(Now that's called kicking the Dog's constitutional rights!)

 

For the record: Only a true blogger will leave his or her real identity. All this stealth action is nothing more than the Shenandoah Valley chicken cha-cha farmers spread on the local fields. A smile, handshake and a knife in the back sounds just like Southern Democratic tactical warfare to me.

 

It's so easy to hit and run.

 

In the past week, the Blue Dog's e-mail account suffered multiple cyber-attacks from virus attachments along with nasty e-mails and caustic phone calls after making initial contact with some of the more unprofessional, amateur Blog-Fascists and Blog-Marxists that I queried.

 

But I was warned: Be careful in what you tell them ... because they'll turn it on you at the first chance, since nobody who associates with them really deals with them on any personal level.

 

The Blue Dog freely admits that I probably pushed a little too hard with a few bloggers.

 

And then became blogtroversial with my pointed and questionable postings, which eventually snowballed into a blog free-for-all and blog gang-tackle affair. And in fact, I was later blamed for instigating the whole enchilada with a member of the Republican Party.

 

But I say blame a certain pseudonymous writer from the Valley, because it was not I who continued the local blogtroversy.

 

After a few days, I stopped posting on the blogs with these political rookies and debutantes and troublemakers after remembering New York Times columnist William Safire's fourth and 12th rules to political pundit writing.

 

Fourth rule: "When infuriated by an outrageous column, do not be suckered into responding with an abusive e-mail. Pundits so targeted thumb through these red-faced electronic missives with delight, saying 'Hah! Got to 'em.' "

 

Twelfth rule: "Scorn personal exchanges between columnists. Observers presuming to be participants in debate remove the reader from the reality of controversy; theirs is merely a photo of a painting of a statue, or a towel-throwing contest between fight managers. Insist on columns taking on only the truly powerful, and then only kicking 'em when they’re up."

 

Doesn't it just figure! I had a nice bout of the flu bug to deal with as well.

 

There I was ... smack dab in the middle of a local dogfight with a high fever.

 

Phew! But thank goodness! The Dog's PC was spared the virus attacks.

 

After that, the Blue Dog was officially down and out of circulation the entire week (remember, I didn't publish my columns one week) because this Old Dawg probably has one of those dreaded third-world-incubated viral bugs.

 

But at the end of the week, the Blue Dog managed to interview two campaign media directors that have recently set up political blogs in the Commonwealth.

 

Both are Democrats bloggers and agreed to speak off the record about their Web logs.

 

They cautiously admitted the blogs were set up indirectly to promote campaigns. Both cleverly said the blogs were discussing the merits of free speech along with local, state and national issues.

 

Curious political spin, don't you agree? But this took a while to sink in as well.

 

After searching extensively on the 'Net, I discovered more than obvious connections with Virginia House of Delegates and Senate campaigns. The Blue Dog did his Internet searches on Google along with making a few phone calls to key political sources in the Commonwealth.

 

The Blue Dog also noticed that the owner of a Democrat PAC had worked on some of these Web sites.

 

Maybe its high-time bureaucrat Chris Piper with the Virginia State Board of Elections did something about these anonymous blogs.

 

Blogs for U

 

Hey, folks, the 'Net is a great forum for ideas and campaigns (if legally done).

 

In 2003, a former GOP state chair told me I ran the best Internet campaign against a Senate opponent that he had ever seen and that I had practically rewritten the rules of engagement on the 'Net (with the State Board of Elections' disclaimers attached).

 

It was a nice compliment from the other side of the political aisle, but winning the state senate election might have been nicer.

 

Since last year, the Blue Dog has made it a habit to pan thru the political blogs daily for rumors and news that are not in newsprint. But most of the statewide pages are strictly an amateur-hour blogs and heart-wrenching blogaries, which are combination Web logs and teen diaries.

 

The Blue Dog's top 10 Virginia political Web log sites:

 

1. Sic Semper Tyrannis (best blog in the state)

 

2. The Virginia Conservative (very close second)

 

3. Bacon's Rebellion

 

4. Raising Kaine (best Democratic blog)

 

5. Waldo Jaquith

 

6. Commonwealth Watch

 

7. One Man's Trash

 

8. SW Virginia Law

 

9. Virginia Progressive

 

10. Rick Sincere Thoughts

 

Like I said, there are many other Web log sites, but they're not worth my time and effort.

 

Most of these anonymous individuals tend only to blogicate, which is to copy Web log postings and newspaper articles and then over- or under-simplify the issues with a few lame comments and uninformed commentary. And these blogs are only concerned with promoting their personal Web sites or pet issues and then pencil-whipping the opposition into submission.

 

The Blue Dog recommends the Bacon's Rebellion site, which includes certifiable wonks from the Republican and Democratic parties along with some interesting discussions on the issues.

 

Unlike those under the radar bucks and does of the 'Net who choose to blog anonymously, the Blue Dog blogflogs on the Bacon's Rebellion site under my real name and not some alias or anonymous posting.

 

The Blue Dog has an overflowing backblog of antidotes and articles and posting that I intend to eventually write about in the Blue Dog Tales column. But those darn blogs have really cut into my publishing productivity and time at home.

 

There's no doubt, the Blue Dog is definitely hooked on blogflogging.

 

I blog, therefore, I am.

 

And there are plenty of political blogs that are popping up in the Old Dominion to scrutinize - some 'Pub, some Dem, some gay, some Libertarian, some bipartisan and some are just plain weird fodder from Planet Nine.

 

Yes, you can also become one of the few, the proud, the bloggers of America.

 

Just watch out for the blogaches, which are brought on by too much Internet blogging, not enough sleep.

 

Has anybody seen my aspirin?

 

-- April 11, 2005

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Steven Sisson is a fiscally conservative, Mountain-Valley Democrat, party activist, columnist and serious amateur genealogist. His work is published in the August Free Press  

His e-mail address is:

ValleyBlueDog@aol.com

 

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