No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Barnie Day


 

 

Gilmore's Ghost

 

Bill Howell can't get traction on any of his other issues, so he's trotted out a frightful oldie--completing the phase-out of the car tax.


 

In what has to be the most desperate reach for political relevance in recent memory, the House Republican leadership on Wednesday rolled out… (drumroll, please)… the car tax issue! 

 

For real. I’m not making this up

 

This one is the policy equivalent of a blow-up doll.  Let’s call her "Gilmore’s Ghost." What’s she look like? Well, that depends on the lighting. Frightful, even scary, in the daylight. Not bad in the dark. A little long in the tooth, and so lame she’s reduced now to crutches, still, a wig, a little lipstick and... Whatayaknow!… Bill Howell’s finally got an issue he can squire about in public!

 

Hey, you’ve got to understand. It’s been a long dry spell. A man gets lonely. Desperate. It’s no fun being made to sit in the corner in your own caucus. It’s no fun being boxed out in the Senate. No fun being out maneuvered by a governor. It’s no fun being sneered at by the business community, which is your natural constituency.

 

Obviously, the Speaker decided he’s just not going to be kicked around anymore. So he primped up this cutie and hopped her out to face the press. And, just for good measure, brought along Uncle Callahan.

 

You remember Callahan. Chairman of Appropriations.  One of the breakaway Republicans who forced passage of the $1.4 billion tax increase last year—then backed away on the final vote. Yeah, that Callahan.

 

The historic budget agreement last year capped the car tax cut—a slick, three-word campaign promise Gilmore rode to the governor’s office, but later was seen by many as a policy boondoggle responsible for his political undoing—at a cost to the state of $950 million annually—which, on average, reimbursed local governments about 70 percent of what the property tax would have been. Car owners still pay the other 30 percent on vehicle values in excess of $20,000.

 

The proposal Callahan outlined Wednesday will phase out this remaining 30 percent over a six-year period, growth in state revenues permitting, and assuming the full House and Senate go along—which they won’t. At least not the Senate. If reaction signals from Senate Finance Committee Chairman John Chichester are any indication, then this one is… well… let’s just say that he’s going to stick a hatpin in this one. Maybe she goes quietly, maybe she squalls out of the nearest window. Either way, she goes, in my opinion.

 

Gilmore, of course, was delighted with the revival. Gov. Mark R. Warner, on the other hand, was cautious—at least publicly. Privately, my guess would be, he was more than a little chagrined at the prospect of another protracted budget fight in this, his last year of office.

 

Ironically, the House tax cut proposal came the same day the Senate punted on transportation, unveiling a proposal by Walter Stosch, R-Glen Allen, to begin a top to bottom study of transportation—another in a long line of studies—because of lack of any appreciable source of new funding.

 

What’s the scope of transportation in Virginia ? It is enormous  Excluding Arlington and Henrico Counties (they tend to their own) and excluding the federal stuff, it includes 57,082 state road miles, 13,869 miles of urban streets, 12,603 bridges, 4 underwater crossings, 2 mountain tunnels, 3 toll roads, 1 toll bridge, 4 ferry services, 41 rest areas, 10 welcome centers, 107 commuter parking lots, 40 public transit systems, 1 commuter rail, 1 interstate rail, 68 airports, a state port system in Hampton Roads and in the Front Royal area, and a locally operated port in Richmond.

 

What does it take to maintain and continuously upgrade a system such as this? It takes money. Lots and lots of money. 

 

Sure, we’ll come back to that fact. We’ll be forced to face it. But for the moment, a new doll has taken the stage. Her name is "Gilmore’s Ghost"’ and she’s a beauty.

-- January 31, 2005

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Barnie Day

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Meadows of Dan, VA
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E-mail: bkday@swva.net

 


 

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