No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Barnie Day


 

 

 

 

Limiting Out on Opening Day

 

Me and Ol' Dawg Are Done


 

THE JOHN BLACK FARM, CHARLES CITY COUNTY, VIRGINIA—The cooks arrive before daylight, the headlights sweeping up into the yard and out again as they make their way past the house and down to a big equipment shed, but the farm dogs are aroused and the arousal of them is the end of sleep, and of silence.

 

I smile and contemplate my good fortune.  I am in a comfortable bed, upstairs in a comfortable house, on a sprawling farm just off of Highway 5, east of Richmond.  It is opening day of dove season and I am guest at the John Black farm for the premier shoot in Virginia.

 

This is a historic part of the country, this fertile peninsula between the York River and the James. Charles City County, one of Virginia’s original "shires," dates to 1613. Shirley is here, and Berkley, two of the fabled James River plantations. Cornwallis surrendered to Washington just down the road, at Yorktown.  And this is the place of Seven Days, in the summer of 1862, when R. E. Lee beat George McClellan black and blue in what would become known as "The Peninsula Campaign."

 

I have two yellow labs with me. Dawg, an old, slow, heavy, white-whiskered friend of many years has retrieved birds for me all over -- Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Wisconsin — you name it. He has been a fabulous dog, but he’s like me now -- he can barely go. And I have his son, "Jinks," with me, a beautiful, big-framed, not-quite-six-months-old idiot, a miracle sired in Dawg’s old, old age. This will be Jinks’ first hunt. I know in my heart it will be Dawg’s last. At the moment they are both raising hell down in the truck, so I am up and out.

 

John Black is a ruddy-complexioned, clear-eyed man of that plain-spoken, unassuming honesty and directness which marks so many folks who make their living from the land. And his sons are the same way — Alan, the oldest, John, known universally in these parts as "Chubb," Keith, and Randy, the youngest.   ‘Chubb’ and Keith farm with their father -- 2,500 acres of cotton, corn and soybeans. Alan, a lawyer, is my neighbor here in Meadows of Dan. Randy, the youngest, has five children under the age of seven.

 

Johnny Bangit and his son David do the breakfast, lump crab meat tortillas cooked on a grill. The No Kill Hunt Club shows up — and, no, this is not some equivalent to catch-and-release fishing — this is… well… never mind. 

 

Kenny Dill and Bill Montcastle get a full-to-the-brim black pot of Brunswick stew going. Is the recipe written down? I realize that’s a stupid question as soon as I ask it. Kenny inherited his position from his father Bob. They keep track of the years by notching the handle on the stirring paddle. I count them.  There are twenty-three of them. Sarah Barnette has been coming with her father, Bill, since she was a little girl and is given the honor of notching the paddle this year.

 

There is barbecue on a big cooker. And strips of duck breast wrapped in bacon. And grilled fish and…

 

By the noon starting time some 50 shooters have gathered. All are friends or neighbors. Most are both. Some of the brass from the Virginia Department of Game and Inland Fisheries is here. Bob Ellis, chief of the waterfowl division, is here, and Gary Costanza.  Patty Moore, the state’s dove expert, has not made it, but is missed. And Donald Hayes is here. 

 

Don is… well… let’s see… probably the best ambassador the state government has hereabouts. He has a permanent smile on his face, a perpetual twinkle in his eye and otherwise looks like Santa Claus. With a beer gut. He’s a raconteur of the first rank. (A word of caution here: You might want to allow, at best, no more than ten inches to the foot on what he tells you.) And he’s an expert politician. He got eight votes in the local treasurer’s race once — which is a lot better than he shoots.

 

Did I mention that you couldn’t find a Democrat down here with a search warrant? This is a Republican crowd. Kenny cooked stew for Ollie North once. Did I mention that?

 

By late afternoon, birds are pouring into this farm by the thousand and the place sounds like opening night over Baghdad. But dove shooting can be… well… humbling. Alan is probably the best pure shooter this day. He limits out (12 birds) on a box of shells (25 shots) — no easy feat. His father, who recently finished second in the state in his age bracket in sporting clays competition, goes 12 for 40. I limit in maybe 2 boxes. Keith goes 2 for 35. Don Hayes? One bird. 

 

The class of the field, though, is clearly 88-year-old Abe Blankenship. He’s about like ol’ Dawg. Abe totters off of his stool every little bit — someone from the No Kill Hunt Club quickly picks him up and sets him right again — but still manages to bag eight birds.

 

And how does ol’ Dawg do?  

 

You have to understand that there are some fancy dogs at this shoot -- store-bought dogs, dogs that have been to charm school, but at the very end of the second day of shooting a downed bird lost in high, thick cover is stumping the very fanciest of them.   

 

Ol’ Dawg is summoned and he and I huff and puff down to the search party together.

     

In what will surely be the last time I ever send him into a thicket, he’s out again in 10 seconds. Robot dog is still in, still looking. I hand the man his bird.  Nobody says anything. Me and ol’ Dawg turn and head for the truck one last time. Me and ol’ Dawg are done.

 

-- September 20, 2004

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Contact Information

 

Barnie Day

604 Braswell Drive
Meadows of Dan, VA
24120

 

E-mail: bkday@swva.net