A Different Voice

Marc Montoni


 

A Modest Proposal

 

Think of all the pressing problems we could solve -- climate change, traffic congestion, parking meters -- if we required city employees to walk, bike or ride the bus to work.


 

Many Richmond-area residents have followed the story of the government workers in the City of Richmond who have been double-dipping for their official-business transportation. I don't know the details of how this transpired -- perhaps their pay stubs don't show the transportation reimbursement as a separate component, in which case it didn't occur to them they were getting it. I don't pay much attention to the items on my pay stub, either.

 

I don't particularly care, either way, because ending double dipping is akin to putting a lace curtain on a broken window. The best way to prevent abuse of government funds is to eliminate bureaucrats' jobs.

If Richmond taxpayers simply can't live without government workers interfering in their everyday affairs, perhaps the next best solution is to require government employees to use the same transportation system for their commuting and official business as they force all taxpayers to subsidize: The Bus!

 

Employees should be given free tokens for their troubles -- and they should pay an "impact fee" if they choose to drive instead.

 

Crazy, you say? Hear me out.

 

According to the Virginia Employment Commission, 10,840 employees get a City of Richmond paycheck. (Interestingly, the city's own budget website says there are only 8,493. Must be some secret agents in there somewhere.)

 

Let's say half of all city employees -- about 5,000, Hizzoner among them -- work downtown. Then, let's adjust for the number who carpool. There aren't many. Just spend 10 minutes marveling at the aggressive driving during the commuting hour and take note how few cars carry more than one person. Making a generous allowance for ride sharing, let's say 4,500 city employees drive to work downtown every day, taking up 4,500 parking spaces.

 

Many in government regurgitate the garbage science of anthropomorphic climate change. They do so quite happily -- and hypocritically, I might add -- because nothing is asked of them to save the world. To the contrary, they collect fat bonuses to subsidize their meddling around town and unspecified activities at cheap hotels.

 

Here's where the rubber should meet the road: If government is going to clamp down on private resource use and carbon dioxide emissions, it should be the first to "go green." Government should set the example rather than preach, "Do as I say, not as I do". Municipal employees should be required to use GRTC (or ride a bike, or walk) to commute between home and office, and for the conduct of all official business.

 

Think how this would open up downtown to productive uses. Businesses require low-cost parking to produce the taxable wealth that supports government. Shoppers who once avoided downtown would find thousands of welcoming parking spaces so they can do business in a thriving commercial area, rather than in a place where thousands of government workers' cars crowding them out.

 

Think also of other potential benefits. More walking and biking would improve city workers' health. That would mean lower medical insurance costs. Taking thousands of cars off the roads would reduce the demand for fuel. That would put downward pressure on gas prices, a good thing for everyone. And reduced gasoline combustion would cut carbon emissions. That would offset the Global Warming caused by Al Gore's global jet-setting, the conspicuous consumption of his residence, and his periodic effusions of hot air.

 

Government employees normally contribute little to society other than the looting of the productive private sector. For that reason, their impact should be minimized or eliminated wherever possible. With one bold stroke, the City of Richmond could re-open the downtown commercial district, get more mileage out of its loss-plagued bus service, and avoid several million tons of dangerous CO2 emissions.

 

Once we've demonstrated the plan's effectiveness with city workers, we can turn our attention to 29,449 state workers and 5,942 federal workers, and get their cars off the streets as well.


-- May 5, 2008

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Marc Montoni lives in Henrico County with his family and serves as a

member of the Libertarian Party State Committee. He is a network

consultant and writer who often contributes to the city of Richmond's

tax revenue by patronizing city establishments.

 

Read his blog, Free Virginia.