Koelemay's Kosmos

Doug Koelemay


 

 

Sportsmanship Matters

 

In politics, as in baseball, there is a way to play the game.


 

At one level it was a routine major league game in the heat of August, both teams going nowhere, one a little faster than the other. At another level it was a chance to trade stories with a Northern Virginia elected official and a technology executive about the way things are going – jobs, transportation, who is saying what about whom.   Play ball!

 

The home Washington Nationals clearly were frustrated as they dropped a 5-0 game to the visiting Atlanta Braves. With their bats stifled and base runners quiet, the Nationals had to rely on the defensive exploits of their All-Star leftfielder, Alfonso Soriano, for highlights. Twice in the same inning Soriano appeared to throw Braves runners out at the plate as they scored on base hits to left. The second time Soriano unloaded a rocket on one hop to catcher Brian Schneider, it was clear to all in the stadium save the home plate umpire that the runner was out. (Let’s go to the tape. The lead foot was over, but not on the plate in the slide.)

 

Safe!

 

Boo! Open your eye, Cyclops!

 

But there was one more game highlight, the kind ofthat baseball fans live for: quiet and lost amid the heat and dust of a middle-inning third out for the Nats. Rookie third baseman Ryan Zimmerman, a former University of Virginia star, lined a shot down the third base line with two outs. As he took a step toward first, the noise of the crowd signaled their hope that Zimmerman might be looking at extra bases. Rally!

 

Just as quickly, the roar died in ten thousand throats, stopped in mid-air by Braves third baseman, Larry Wayne Jones, nickname “Chipper,” who gloved the line drive. Zimmerman pulled up suddenly on only his third step out of the box. He clapped his dusty batting gloves together in frustration, took off his batting helmet and tucked it under his arm. Zimmerman shot a glance at Chipper Jones, who already had rolled the ball back toward the now empty pitcher’s mound and begun to jog slowly toward the Braves dugout. Zimmerman looked up again at Jones, this time with a deep, long stare as if to say, “Give me a break, I smoked that ball.”

 

Jones knew he had made a good play, bang-bang, the kind of play that’s made him an All-Star and perennial post-season leader for the Braves. Zimmerman knew it, too. So as Jones jogged by, he glanced up at Zimmerman, saw the pleading look and gave Zimmerman a big grin, as if to say, “You have to earn your hits here, just like I did, but it looks like you’re on your way.” The 6’4”, 230-pound Jones nodded to the future All-Star Zimmerman. The 6’3”, 210-pound Zimmerman smiled back.

 

Wait until next time!

 

Chipper Jones made his debut with the Braves late in 1993 after being called up from AAA Richmond (“Tomorrow’s World Champions are Playing Here Today!”) By the end of his first full season, Jones had over 500 career at bats, 141 hits, 23 home runs, 23 doubles, 89 runs scored and 96 runs batted in. Zimmerman made his debut for the Nationals a year ago and already has over 500 career at bats, 156 hits, 17 home runs, 48 doubles, 71 runs and 89 runs batted in. Jones has over 350 homeruns now and is nearing 2,000 career hits. Check on Zimmerman in about 12 more years.

 

“So, what was George Allen thinking when with camera rolling he lit into a campaign volunteer for opponent Jim Webb,” the elected official asked between peanuts. “And does The Washington Post obsession with the story hurt Allen more nationally than in Virginia,” the technology executive asked in almost the same breath.

 

Boo!

 

Sportsmanship does matter, they decided after exploring the topic. Mean, nasty, degrading, negative name-calling isn’t really the point in politics, particularly when tossed casually at whoever is handy. You have to earn the trust and the election results, they agreed. So why after winning over a million votes twice in successful runs for Governor and U.S. Senate did Allen put himself at the top of the blogger, Internet clip and comedy show list?

 

Error!

 

A poll released by Qorvis Communications on August 24 suggests Virginia voters are still trying to decide whether Senator Allen was careless, vulgar or clueless. Thirty-seven percent of those surveyed agreed with the statement that the name “Macaca” thrown at a Webb volunteer was a “silly thing to say with no larger meaning behind it.”

 

Another 28 percent agreed with the statement that it was a “careless attempt at being funny.” Better than one in four (28 percent), however, agreed with the statement that Allen’s words were a “vulgar, personal disparaging remark.”

 

Seventy percent surveyed indicated that the incident would not have an impact on their vote in November. But as the continuing national attention shows, George Allen and his presidential interest in 2008 have been introduced to tens of millions of potential voters nationwide in a less-than-positive way. “Don’t get in fights with people who buy ink by the gallon,” former Los Angeles Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda always advised young baseball players.

 

Safe or out?

 

“It’s nothing until the umpire calls it something,” the three fans concluded as shadows worked their way over the seats in which just minutes before they were frying in the August sun. “We just saw that even good throws don’t mean the runner can’t score.”

 

Let’s go to the tape. You make the call.

 

-- August 28, 2006 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Contact info

 

J. Douglas Koelemay

Managing Director

Qorvis Communications

8484 Westpark Drive

Suite 800

McLean, Virginia 22102

Phone: (703) 744-7800

Fax:    (703) 744-7994

Email:   dkoelemay@qorvis.com

 

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