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Libraries are for the edification of the masses, not their entertainment. Can we please sweep them clean of  CDs, DVDs and Internet pornography?


 

Public libraries were instituted for the purpose of educating the masses, not for entertaining them.

 

While researching genealogy and history books at local and state libraries, I've been distracted and annoyed by the number of freeloading bums, come-here students and local perverts playing joyride on the library's free Internet. I'm not exaggerating, either.

 

What a pathetic situation! It's not the responsibility of local and state government to provide instant messaging, electronic gaming and e-mail access to the huddled masses.

 

Honestly, can we please exclude the absurd checkout of movie DVDs, music CDs and other types of electronic entertainment?

 

That really puts the sugarcoated liberal frosting on my conservative corn flakes. I'm darn sick and tired of my tax dollars being wasted.

 

That's why we have commercial businesses in a free-market economy, not public libraries.

 

Oh, duh!

 

In the past, the Blue Dog and his children have enjoyed summer days at the libraries. But that was when our public libraries were for the enjoyment of reading and checking out books, and certainly not for the academic elitists and politically correct advocates who cater to the patrons of pornography and their sickening amusements.

 

A lot has changed since the introduction of the Internet, and libraries providing that service.

 

The 200 General Assembly session rejected a filtering bill submitted by Sen. Mark Obenshain, R-Harrisonburg, by a tie vote in committee. The legislation would have cut funds to public libraries for not installing software to block Web sites that depicted subject matter defined as obscene and pornographic under Virginia law.

 

But the free-speech and do-anything-in-America crowds lobbied intensely against the legislation.

 

Do our statewide candidates oppose or support Internet pornography filters at Virginia's public libraries?

 

First off, the Democratic Yellow Dog offered his sage wisdom: "Internet access provided by public agencies should be divided into adult and child, either physically or virtually. There should be no filters for adult users - all present filters have been shown to deny access to medical and other legitimate sites. Terminals when used by children should have filters unless individual parents opt out for their children."

 

Said Sen. Creigh Deeds, D-Bath, candidate for Attorney General: "I support Internet pornography filters at public libraries."

 

Said Sen. Bob McDonnell, R-Virginia Beach, candidate for Attorney General, told the Blue Dog, "I support," the Internet pornography filters legislation.

 

Said 26th House district candidate Matt Lohr: "I support Internet pornography filters at our state public libraries. We need to protect our minors and the graphic nature of information that can be observed while in libraries."

 

Said Del. Chris Saxman, R-Staunton: "I support having Virginia public libraries installing and using Internet pornography filters if they accept Virginia government funding."

 

Sen. Sen. Bill Bolling, R-Hanover, candidate for Lieutenant Governor, also agreed with the need for mandatory filters: "I support the mandatory installation of pornography filters on computers in Virginia’s public libraries and public schools, and the appropriate of state funds to cover the cost of such installation.  Neither library patrons or students should be using public computers in public places to view pornographic material."

 

Said Jerry Kilgore, Republican candidate for Governor: "I do support Internet pornography filters at Virginia’s public libraries."

 

-- August 8, 2005

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Steven Sisson is a fiscally conservative, Mountain-Valley Democrat, party activist, columnist and serious amateur genealogist. His work is published in the August Free Press  

His e-mail address is:

ValleyBlueDog@aol.com

 

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