Virginia Pundit Watch

Will Vehrs



Slogans, Special Pleadings, and Slams

 

Once again, it was almost “all budget, all the time” on Virginia's op-ed pages. Virginia’s political columnists continued their special pleadings for social programs, slammed former Governor Gilmore and the Republicans, and proposed new slogans to convey the impact of budget woes.

 

Surprisingly, no one wrote about the most dramatic budget proposal made by Governor Warner: consolidating three state agencies and thousands of employees into “VITA,” the “Virginia Information Technology Agency.”

 

Delegate Preston Bryant, R-Lynchburg, writing in the Roanoke Times last Monday, scooped many statewide reporters with news about plans to vaccinate Virginians for smallpox. His plea was the most specific of the week:

 

When the General Assembly returns to Richmond in January to make something from nothing for its budget, it’ll be imperative that lawmakers exercise their duty to put the public’s safety and health first. The Virginia Department of Health should be spared no resource for its plans to protect our citizens.

 

Jeff E. Schapiro, writing in the Richmond Times-Dispatch, offered the most thoughtful Gilmore critique:

 

Gilmore, perhaps disoriented by his rapid political ascent, blew an opportunity to more fully define fiscal discipline and, in the process, strengthen a Republican coalition that is now badly splintered because of his hard-headedness.

 

Only Gilmore, as a bona fide tax-cutter, could have said that the demonstrated Republican commitment to tax relief includes a requirement to carry it out responsibly.

 

Sloganeering

 

Virginian-Pilot pundits all had the same idea as they offered new state slogans to reflect Virginia’s budget woes and level of services:

 

Margaret Edds, decrying portable classrooms, Medicaid patient neglect, and pollution, suggested “YLTAW,” standing for “Your Low Taxes at Work.”

 

Dave Addis ranted against a proposed $7 million rest stop on I-64. Calling it, among other things, a “Temple of Toilets,” he proposed an alternative scenario:

 

If we were to build a highway rest stop that advertised the true condition of Richmond's finances, it would be an open earthen pit with the men's and women's sections divided by a wall of unfinished plywood.

 

Painted on it, instead of "Virginia is for Lovers,'' would be a more apropos slogan: "Virginia: We Don't Have a Pot to . . ."' Well, you get the idea.

 

Patrick Lackey linked Virginia’s alphabetical place in the list of states and its ranking on services:

 

I've often suggested that Mississippi's state motto be, "We're number 50.'' Virginia's might be, "We're number 46.'' Or if the present pace of cutting services continues, as is likely, a good motto would be, "More like Mississippi every day.''

 

Op-Ed Round-Up

 

Delegate Clifton A. Chip” Woodrum, D-Roanoke, writing in the Roanoke Times, opposed privatizing Virginia’s ABC stores.

 

Christina Wulf of Virginia Forest Watch, also writing in the Times, assailed the Virginia Board of Conservation and Recreation for voting to support a plan that would give away 23 acres of Occoneechee State Park land to construct part of a golf course for a private company, Sam Snead Golf Inc.

 

Former Governor James Gilmore, writing in the Richmond Times-Dispatch, put a startling spin on a damaging controversy:

 

After months of effort, including mediation, the State Librarian and I reached a resolution that creates a model for the future and provides a roadmap for correcting fundamental flaws in Virginia's records retention laws.

 

Factoid of the Week

 

There are more liquor stores in Washington, D.C., than in the entire state of Virginia. Chip Woodrum

 

Scalpel vs. Meat Cleaver

 

Both R. H. Melton of the Washington Post and Barnie Day of the Roanoke Times commented on the Republican winter retreat that featured former Governor Gilmore. They both saw the same thing, but Melton used a scalpel:

 

[The winter retreat] …  used to be a lively and serious strategy session when Republicans were the minority.

 

Now that Republicans run things in Richmond, it's a weekend wallow in self-congratulation.

 

Referring to Gilmore’s appearance, Day took out a meat cleaver:

 

Heck, he’s still caught up in the campaign. No, nothing recent. His last campaign. Still trying to sell that stupid car tax idea. Jim, you won, for God’s sakes. Sure, all of Virginia lost, for the next few generations. But that’s no big deal. Keep saying that that lamebrain campaign gimmick that’s turning Virginia into the next Mississippi is not the problem long enough and maybe, in your doddering old age, even you will begin to believe it.

 

What’s with all the Mississippi comparisons?

 

Region Versus Region

 

Barnie Day slipped and told us how he really felt about the car tax:

 

Democrats can … make compelling cases for adjusting the Northern Virginia Welfare Program -- sorry, I meant the car tax giveaway -- nothing personal.

 

It’s Not Just Us

 

Reginald Shareef of the Roanoke Times turned the focus to another organization’s problems:

 

Many Roanokers are in the dark when their mail arrives, but USPS and Congress are equally in the dark when it comes to managing the 21st century communications giant. The answer to the USPS’ productivity problems isn’t privatization or automation but enlightened leadership.

 

-- December 16, 2002

 

 

 

 

Will Vehrs grew up in Prince William County. He has a degree in American history from the College of William and Mary and an MBA from Chapman University. Will's experience includes a stint with a Fortune 500 company and economic development work in state government. His "Punditwatch" column appears on FoxNews.com and Jewish World Review, as well as on his own Punditwatch website. He also writes for the Quasipundit political site.